Joey Diaz - Lying to Mom: At Home on Acid - This Is Not Happening

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Because he’s already on thin ice with his mother, Joey Diaz hides from her that he’s been held back a grade in school. (Contains strong language.)
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Cade Blair
Cade Blair 4 сарын өмнө
Micheal Hvcv cb enry x
shibby shwing
shibby shwing 6 сарын өмнө
Comedy Central, This is not happening is on the same level as The Chappelle Show. Bring it back. Keep Ari and Roy
Micheal Henry
Micheal Henry 7 сарын өмнө
I didn’t get along with my mother, and this story still ripped me apart.
RedHabour79 XBL
RedHabour79 XBL Жилийн өмнө
man, i used to trip at home, bare bait having to go downstairs to the loo
KAY Le
KAY Le Өдрийн өмнө
Imagine spending as much as they do on the intro to find out I just tap the right arrow 5 times to skip past it.
Oscar Parrilla
Oscar Parrilla 3 өдрийн өмнө
0:43 my panties dropped.
Boyo Bane
Boyo Bane 5 өдрийн өмнө
Jesus, that's power right there
Baby Teeth
Baby Teeth 8 өдрийн өмнө
talking about dry humping like its heroin
nguyenvanquoang trinhthiledang
nguyenvanquoang trinhthiledang 9 өдрийн өмнө
slayer godeater3 pushat oceans majorlazer saymyname cypresshill
El chapo El chapo
El chapo El chapo 10 өдрийн өмнө
*everyone laughing* And that’s a true fucking story *Everyone pikachu face*
Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez 13 өдрийн өмнө
twerk nbcsports mortismedia wisecrack
satinsguard
satinsguard 16 өдрийн өмнө
Joey's a great storyteller. Seriously.
ZepFan9 9
ZepFan9 9 17 өдрийн өмнө
Literally watching this during that week... ah. Yes
Jack Death
Jack Death 20 өдрийн өмнө
Damn that got sad
TsunamiFosho
TsunamiFosho 22 өдрийн өмнө
watching this on acid is fucking me up rn
Demb elz
Demb elz 22 өдрийн өмнө
there's one pocahontas looking lady in the crowd who did not crack one smile... and then the punchline hits, a smile gets cracked
AfriHerpPhoto
AfriHerpPhoto 24 өдрийн өмнө
Here afrer seeing Joey on the channel "More Plates More Dates" and the side effects he suffered from using minoxidil
Daniel Borrego
Daniel Borrego 24 өдрийн өмнө
It would make me annoyed to only be able to look at his back
ADITYA SHARMA
ADITYA SHARMA 25 өдрийн өмнө
trevor noah
E. Youngstrom
E. Youngstrom 26 өдрийн өмнө
Didn't laugh once, Joey is not that funny.
Trevor Onkalo
Trevor Onkalo 28 өдрийн өмнө
Joey Diaz is the greatest person to ever walk this earth lol 😂 love this guy
Kadeijah Toro
Kadeijah Toro Сарын өмнө
ussranthem seanpaul bikini dogwhistle crazyfrog ericchurch
M B
M B Сарын өмнө
Comedy Central negative. But Joey you are funny.
Ehsbe
Ehsbe Сарын өмнө
That punchline was both heartbreaking and fucking hilarious, guys spend time with your parents, listen to what they gotta say, because you never know when they might not be there anymore
Emily Martina
Emily Martina Сарын өмнө
Jesus. The guilt he must have felt/feels. I hope he forgives himself.
Austin Powerless
Austin Powerless Сарын өмнө
My entire 5th- 8th grade I flunked almost every class but pe and some other extra curriculum class. It was around the time they changed behavior letters to phone calls and later emails. So I started by changing my moms number to our home phone witch got changed to my cell number, all the calls my madre was supposed to get I would. Then later down the road I helped my mom set up her email so I knew her password and set the school emails to junk so I could check them without her knowing. Side note I also got in a habit of ditching and would have my sister call as my aunt saying I had medical emergency's.
Max G
Max G Сарын өмнө
This was more about it being therapeutic for him rather than tell jokes to them.
prolo
prolo Сарын өмнө
I did NOT expect that ending!
777 Sakani
777 Sakani Сарын өмнө
It's all fun and games till you're dead
killuminati don
killuminati don Сарын өмнө
Love you joey
Ethan Noumenon
Ethan Noumenon Сарын өмнө
yeah im with the audience on this one, you could tell they didn't want to applaud that story at the end. Joey had to stammer to try to spin it as "That's why I never tell a lie"- No way that was his original closer
Định Phạm
Định Phạm Сарын өмнө
spacex nhl kexp
BabboLozada
BabboLozada Сарын өмнө
Ive heard Joey on JRE a few times.... This is the first time I see a bit of him, jesus this man is a genius
Yung Jones
Yung Jones Сарын өмнө
Damn that's deep
Brandon Canales
Brandon Canales Сарын өмнө
Uncle Joey got jokes to the GILLS!!!!!
Richard Gilbourne
Richard Gilbourne Сарын өмнө
Love if joey
Nathan Kiefer
Nathan Kiefer 2 сарын өмнө
This story singlehandedly changed my view of what comedy can be.
Victoria Baker
Victoria Baker Сарын өмнө
I have always held that comedy is the greatest art form.
saved the day
saved the day 2 сарын өмнө
I'm laughing my ass off and then 10:45 I just felt so sorry for laughing.
Jake Orenzo
Jake Orenzo 2 сарын өмнө
Joey Diaz is the best 😂
Howie Ewalt
Howie Ewalt 2 сарын өмнө
Joey "CoCo" Diaz for 2020 president.
Mattastic Mattattack
Mattastic Mattattack 2 сарын өмнө
He did grow up to be somebody, hes somebody to me.
Mattastic Mattattack
Mattastic Mattattack 2 сарын өмнө
100 sheets WOW
Hugo De Zordo
Hugo De Zordo 2 сарын өмнө
this story is beautiful
Kenji Sakamoto
Kenji Sakamoto 2 сарын өмнө
Hotrings? Losing virginity that young nowadays seems crazy. "Lost" mine pretty early too.
Collin Zaffke
Collin Zaffke 2 сарын өмнө
Jesus that took a turn real quick. I'm laughin then just like fuuuuuuu....
ralph sampson
ralph sampson 2 сарын өмнө
Wow....what a sad story. My mother called for me one night, too. I was there for her. I couldn't help her but, damn, at least I didn't ignore her. What an asshole this guy is. Is he always such a loser? Why would he confess this? Does it make him feel better to confess to strangers?
Aj Rivera
Aj Rivera 2 сарын өмнө
I was fucking up zippers
Ak47 braatbraat
Ak47 braatbraat 2 сарын өмнө
RIP Deep story to drop on anyone
JAY.G. Anderson
JAY.G. Anderson 2 сарын өмнө
That's so 😥 sad!!!! Lies catches up with you...!!!!
JAY.G. Anderson
JAY.G. Anderson 2 сарын өмнө
MY FAMILY AN LIVE ACT ALWAYS ON!!! 😂😳😂😳😂😳👽😳😂😳😂😳😂
oof
oof 2 сарын өмнө
those clips helped have a laugh during quarantine
Billy Kid
Billy Kid 2 сарын өмнө
Well thats a fuckeup story man
808sandblvke
808sandblvke 2 сарын өмнө
Run the Jewels
EMC Official
EMC Official 2 сарын өмнө
What a horrible comedian. he's only funny in podcasts.
Jeanne Marie
Jeanne Marie 2 сарын өмнө
Love him
813 Lynch
813 Lynch 2 сарын өмнө
Uncle Joey always brightens a bad day. Much love & respect from Albany
body rolls
body rolls 2 сарын өмнө
i was also on acid when i found my dad. i had to call 911 and deal with the authorities, then drive over to my sisters house to tell her what happened while tripping the whole time. it was a very scary experience i thought the police were gonna assume i killed my dad and take me to jail. i havent done acid since
Eliazar De La Cruz
Eliazar De La Cruz 2 сарын өмнө
Joey is the definition of cool. The rest are trying.
avfr
avfr 2 сарын өмнө
God damn joey is a genius
Chris Larson
Chris Larson 2 сарын өмнө
He is one tough cookie
NoVa Dashcammer
NoVa Dashcammer 3 сарын өмнө
I dont personally consider him a comedian but certainly a brilliant storyteller
Jean Alesi
Jean Alesi 3 сарын өмнө
First time here? You should laugh, it's your only chance, cuz I'm coming back after a couple of months and can't even smirk.
Timothy Egloff
Timothy Egloff 3 сарын өмнө
I love you coco .. from rags to riches and still a good man !
Eli Galicia
Eli Galicia 3 сарын өмнө
1.3k thumbs down ? How yall got no sense of humor if u don't love uncle joey
Matt Kassowitz
Matt Kassowitz 3 сарын өмнө
is Comedy Central still around or is joey the one
pabs pabs
pabs pabs 3 сарын өмнө
that chick w the blue hair kindda fire if you see this dm me
HippieEra Entertainment
HippieEra Entertainment 3 сарын өмнө
i am watching this on one tab and im thinking oh shes gonna be yelling this dude tells me she's dead...my heart is literally in my stomach rn
NekiTamoL1K
NekiTamoL1K 3 сарын өмнө
How the hell could a Cuban immigrant own a bar in New Jersey in the 70's? Dude's lying about his dead mom 😅😅
Luis Alberto Melcon
Luis Alberto Melcon 3 сарын өмнө
Joey! You are the best man! You opened yourself up like that on stage.... it takes tremendos cojones para hacer eso mi hermanito! Que dios te bendiga, de Cubano a Cubano.
Lyon
Lyon 3 сарын өмнө
Not to suck his dick but this is one of the most beautiful stories told of all time. It has everything: comedy, drama, love, tragedy and drugs. Joey Diaz needs to write a book
Tina
Tina 3 сарын өмнө
That's gotta be the most fucked up acid story I ever heard someone tell.
cody bolo
cody bolo 3 сарын өмнө
This wasnt really funny but it was still a great performance and a great watch. However, the fact that he lied about school doesnt have to do with anything else, he just tied it up at the end so he could tell the first part of the story i guess?
SABA DRAGON
SABA DRAGON 3 сарын өмнө
i couldnt laugh at the end. i feel fckd up now
André Maldonado
André Maldonado 3 сарын өмнө
the audience is low energy & low I.Q at the same time
slma guelzim
slma guelzim 3 сарын өмнө
call me maybe
FantillDeath
FantillDeath 3 сарын өмнө
I love dark humor but Jesus that one cut deep😐
The Goose
The Goose 3 сарын өмнө
Apart from the sad ending this is fucking hilarious 11th time wacthing
StephBrilliant
StephBrilliant 3 сарын өмнө
He's so humble. Love him.
Justin Bresnahan
Justin Bresnahan 3 сарын өмнө
Powerful
Michael Neal
Michael Neal 3 сарын өмнө
Damn so she probably could have been saved if he went to see what was wrong when she was calling him.
dno oup
dno oup 3 сарын өмнө
2:21 “anything you say “to death” is hilarious” -Lee Syatt
bbtootall
bbtootall 3 сарын өмнө
Bruh
Roberto Pineda
Roberto Pineda 3 сарын өмнө
Love this story❤️
Egan White
Egan White 3 сарын өмнө
in pictures of young joey diaz he looks the exact same as he does now.
Derek Boyt
Derek Boyt 3 сарын өмнө
WOW, that was intense! I thought he was going to say something about her ghost visiting him and saying that she knew. Then when he didn’t, I just felt bad that he lost his mom.
M BLG
M BLG 3 сарын өмнө
This was not funny......
stroise
stroise 4 сарын өмнө
Artie Lang👍🏼
Carlos Avalos
Carlos Avalos 4 сарын өмнө
Joey is the Boy
Lacy Fey
Lacy Fey 4 сарын өмнө
Thank you.
Shia Ann Mcintosh
Shia Ann Mcintosh 4 сарын өмнө
I can only imagine the guilt he felt... I know I’d feel guilty.. maybe I could have called 911 in time for her to be saved
georrodi
georrodi 4 сарын өмнө
1:06 to skip the intro
patrick buckley
patrick buckley 4 сарын өмнө
salut and run with a rifle.
Kristina Robinson
Kristina Robinson 4 сарын өмнө
Damn I started crying immediately. I fucked up my first car after only having my license for 3 months when I was 16. I was looking for a new song on my iPod and went too fast around a curve and got stuck in a ditch. I was so embarrassed . I wanted to ease the blow to my mom and say that a deer ran in front of the car so I swerved. I joked with my ex often over the years about it and how he would tattle on me. It’s a decade later and I’m so thankful to have my mom stilll around but her health has been declining from liver cancer for many years now and I’m afraid she will catch the coronavirus and die. I’m sitting here bawling now and it makes me realize that precious moral of the story is that you truly can’t take any day for granted. Out time is limited. Be truthful. I will tell my mom today the truth. ❣️❣️ thanks for this Joey
TheAsianSensation
TheAsianSensation 4 сарын өмнө
what, a, trip
Glenn Furtado
Glenn Furtado 4 сарын өмнө
That ending... !!
SeleckPlays
SeleckPlays 4 сарын өмнө
Dark
AliEvaMari
AliEvaMari 4 сарын өмнө
"I wanna keep my virginity til the eighth grade." Jesus Christ.
Purple pineapple penetrator
Purple pineapple penetrator 4 сарын өмнө
If your walkin on ice ya might as well dance
Andrew Wise
Andrew Wise 4 сарын өмнө
How tf you fall asleep off 25 hits
Fallsdayz _
Fallsdayz _ 4 сарын өмнө
How tf you stay alive on 25 hits of acid
SRP Designs
SRP Designs 4 сарын өмнө
How can you not love this man!!
Tiffany
Tiffany 4 сарын өмнө
Wow. Plot twist. I didn't see that coming ...how sad.🥺
Niels
Niels 4 сарын өмнө
Goddamn..
Marshal Siler
Marshal Siler 4 сарын өмнө
I did 1000 ug and it messed up my brain
Marshal Siler
Marshal Siler 4 сарын өмнө
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