Joey Diaz on Avoiding Procrastination and Getting Things Done

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TCOWN #391
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
#JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor

BenSarnie Сарын өмнө
im lee
Berserk___ _
Berserk___ _ Сарын өмнө
1:22 asmr
John Doe
John Doe Сарын өмнө
I’ve never heard such a detailed, elaborate plan for taking a shower.
#outroutono 2 сарын өмнө
smoking dope and taking a shower is actually helping me right now
Jesus Martinez
Jesus Martinez 2 сарын өмнө
Joey I don't procrastinate Diaz
Salmaan Wasik
Salmaan Wasik 3 сарын өмнө
8:37 u see Joey’s impression of Lee and it’s the funniest shit in the world
Jesus Martinez
Jesus Martinez 3 сарын өмнө
Joey big bullshitter get things done Diaz
André Bernardo
André Bernardo 3 сарын өмнө
Grim Sleeper
Grim Sleeper 3 сарын өмнө
Joey "listen" Diaz
Forcing Climate info
Forcing Climate info 4 сарын өмнө
Thanks Joe gonna take the list to my brain for ones... I'm so fucking leasy that I would be dead just started to take that seriously...
Darla Collins
Darla Collins 4 сарын өмнө
Nobody dislike the video again
DOG 4 сарын өмнө
Gamma Frost
Gamma Frost 4 сарын өмнө
Completely relate to Lee in this. Not studying in school and just making by really fucked me up as an adult
matt k365
matt k365 4 сарын өмнө
Sees title:👀⌚ Me: clicks "watch later"
Unreasonable Wanderer !
Unreasonable Wanderer ! 4 сарын өмнө
3 words :- JUST DO IT
First Last
First Last 4 сарын өмнө
Hit that fuckin tootaloots
Kasper Bolding
Kasper Bolding 4 сарын өмнө
Stop planning.
ShortestMike 5 сарын өмнө
i can listen to this man speak all day. voice like a bump & a shot of cheap bourbon 🥃
Hadley Scott McIntyre
Hadley Scott McIntyre 5 сарын өмнө
And Joey whats with these cocksuckers sellin this gassified weed?
Hadley Scott McIntyre
Hadley Scott McIntyre 5 сарын өмнө
Some people dont recieve those messages from the cosmos and the stupid ones dont heed the word. A productive routine is a high stepper. We need our own exoplanet away from the non professionals and the non productive.
Hadley Scott McIntyre
Hadley Scott McIntyre 5 сарын өмнө
Stayin busy like a professional!
Eric Seigle
Eric Seigle 5 сарын өмнө
what does joey call the pipe? todalutz?
Dave Allott
Dave Allott 5 сарын өмнө
Dont leave anything for tomorrow if it can be done today
Olivia Purcel
Olivia Purcel 5 сарын өмнө
This guy is dropping some big truth bombs that anhilate the current hypocrisy in society, which has produced so many work shy soy boys & girls only obsessed with themselves !
Simon Nguyen
Simon Nguyen 5 сарын өмнө
Having adhd and listening to joey diaz talk about his juggling act beats any ASMR
Sayrah Marie
Sayrah Marie 6 сарын өмнө
“So I was going to do acid right,,,,,, “ -Joey Diaz
dan Dynamic
dan Dynamic 6 сарын өмнө
8:33 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Naveen Bhattacharya
Naveen Bhattacharya 6 сарын өмнө
What the fuck you giggling for.🤣🙌
Leroy Hinojosa
Leroy Hinojosa 7 сарын өмнө
Anyone know the episode at the end credits? I'm wondering what Joe said to have Lee laughing like he did💀
John Doe
John Doe Сарын өмнө
I’ve wondered this myself!
goonaffliated7 8 сарын өмнө
This one video has changed my life
Sherman Piffington
Sherman Piffington 8 сарын өмнө
Wait, so Joey's idea of being productive is taking a shower, doing a shit, smoking weed and throwing clothes on the bed without folding? Brilliant lol, how on Earth does he manage to find time to rest in between all of that work!
Rue Glock
Rue Glock 8 сарын өмнө
I always instantly want to smoke everytime Joey lights up.
ThejayL0456 9 сарын өмнө
Wait is Lee 26 years old?
Andrew Woram
Andrew Woram 9 сарын өмнө
Joey Diaz thinks the same way as me and it scares the shit out of me
Mohamed Abu
Mohamed Abu 9 сарын өмнө
Hey fucko Joey Diaz ur the man bro I watched all ur podcasts I'm from yonkers bro u got me straight and not fuck around this is the icing on the cake! I love the shit you talk about bro thank you. u made a difference in my life
Luke 11 сарын өмнө
If you can't do that in your house how the f*ck you gonna do it at work etc facts. Take heed guys seriously.
Slamzilla 11 сарын өмнө
I can 1000% relate to this. I grew up being naturally smart, read at a college level in 4th grade and scored a 125 IQ at the age of 14 which in turn fucked me HARD in the long though. I never had to work to get just-above-average grades, I could coast and do just fine so that in turn means I'm a prolific procrastinator now who never learned proper work ethic. I've been living with no schedule trying to manage my Skitzophrenia and Aspergers for years now with nothing more than the equivalent of a HS diploma due to my lack of motivation, and it's been going downhill. I'm 22 now and I've gotten to a point where I'm starting to figure out myself a bit more, and I totally realize now the importance of learning to work towards your goals, having a routine and overall just getting shit done wether it's something you'll enjoy or not
Becoming an Entrepreneur
Becoming an Entrepreneur 11 сарын өмнө
Joey, you momo. If you read this, you better write a self help/productivity book!
Snake Pliskin
Snake Pliskin 11 сарын өмнө
Lee definitely needs to meet a nice man his age. 😂
Elite Warrior007
Elite Warrior007 11 сарын өмнө
And on that note, I am going to study for my accounting final
CyberLA 11 сарын өмнө
I just skip Lee's comments until Joey starts talking again LOL
Glenn Seaward
Glenn Seaward 7 сарын өмнө
Joe bounces off lee man
Marc Greaves
Marc Greaves 11 сарын өмнө
joey diaz, weighing in at 300lbs telling me hes productive. hahaha that man has sat on the couch and eaten him some potato chips.
Aura Mazdao
Aura Mazdao 11 сарын өмнө
Joey ' I don't know nutin' bout nutin' ' Diaz
Far=out=Aleins 11 сарын өмнө
@ 7:45min, I'm crying
Jesus Martinez
Jesus Martinez 11 сарын өмнө
Ya ok Joey
Heg Tyson
Heg Tyson 11 сарын өмнө
Thanks for the motivation Uncle Joey! Wish all you reading this much success in life and a wonderful life at that too ! Lets get at it :)
Snake the Adversary
Snake the Adversary 11 сарын өмнө
Is Joey smoking a one hitter?
I’m a Towel
I’m a Towel 11 сарын өмнө
I need that outro original video please 😫
Humacide 11 сарын өмнө
The problem is i don't know what im procrastinating but I am
Dustin White
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zeranzeran Жилийн өмнө
Don't take advice from fat cokeheads
Luke McShane
Luke McShane Жилийн өмнө
Joey: I'll do this for two hours, then I'll do this for two hours, then I'll do this for two hours, then I'll do this for two hours, then I'll talk to my wife for an hour 😂
Daan030 Жилийн өмнө
This is my go-to channel for productivity tips.
sean murphy
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Lol! Lee is like, 'what if you have nothing?!' When attempting to write a note to yourself. That's right people, Lee has nothing. Lol. He is such a Momo, has nothing to offer! Except his naivete
Glenn Seaward
Glenn Seaward 7 сарын өмнө
Who the.fuck do you think you are man
sean murphy
sean murphy Жилийн өмнө
Lee is such a Momo, sometimes I cannot even stand it! "Doesn't multitasking get a bad rap?" I truly am amazed sometimes, how far somebody like that can go in this world
RoyceBeatz Жилийн өмнө
I needed to hear this today Uncle Joey! Man you are a one of a kind just like Rogan always says. Won't be another one like ya.
Dallas Winston
Dallas Winston Жилийн өмнө
Joey " Hotmail " Diaz
Rodrigo Franco
Rodrigo Franco Жилийн өмнө
And in fact June 21 1994 was indeed a tuesday, uncle Joey did it again!!
Dave S
Dave S Жилийн өмнө
Answering emails on hotmail. A shoutout to the early days of the internet
Marco Viti
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Joey made a strong point: We need to differentiate Productivity Vs Multi Tasking. You are Productive when you follow a list of things to do and get done, you are productive when you get things done one thing after the other. You get high, you go to the bathroom you do all your things, you go back to your bedroom where all your clothes are already laying down neatly on the bed, you get dress, you go back to the kitchen, open the Fridge get your Visine in your Eyes and then you are free to go to the PC and you do all the Multi Tasking you want !!!
Erick Esquivel
Erick Esquivel Жилийн өмнө
3:53 is real shit
Dom Wilkerson
Dom Wilkerson Жилийн өмнө
Twittin a bitch 😭💀
ThrillingTwo Жилийн өмнө
God dammit, me too, Lee Syatt. I did the same thing , didn't have to study or try too hard; made As & B's. I think for sure that has held me back in my life. I find it extremely difficult to take risks and I'm scared AF to make mistakes, so I end up not making the move at all. I allowed myself to 'get by' and waste a bunch of time/energy on music when i should have pushed myself to be a better student. I left a lot on the table and wasted it then and I'm paying for it now. I f*** myself multitasking w no list, too. Thank you for this great advice, Uncle Joey Diaz & Lee Syatt.
fella Жилийн өмнө
lee's 26????? thought he was 32 hahah
Milk Dud
Milk Dud Жилийн өмнө
Can’t lie being somewhat grown I see the toll it’s taken on me on my life that I slid by w a bare minimum bc I knew the work was bs but that work does build character. That’s why I’m so thankful the navy made me do the stuff I thought was stupid
Milk Dud
Milk Dud Жилийн өмнө
Lee is so hyped Joey does homework lol
Za Atti
Za Atti Жилийн өмнө
"The Artist's Way" - Julia Cameron
c4p Жилийн өмнө
Lee's schedule calls for 2 meatball parm sandwiches every 45 minutes
Official - MrThree
Official - MrThree Жилийн өмнө
Thanks uncle joey
ketamine maneroo
ketamine maneroo Жилийн өмнө
Man I can't begin to explain how much I needed this ...u know I have recently been dealing with a health diagnosis my doctor gave me that really fucking killed me man and the sad part is I'm a 7 year herion addict but have been using drugs daily since the age of 13 I am 26 now my whole life I've suffered with terrible anxiety and bipolar 1 (manic depressive disorder ) along with PTSD and insomnia and terrible night mares where I wake up in tears and sweating to yelling and swinging sometimes it really sucks but anyways what I'm getting at is I always prayed for a outcome like this. Ive over dosed 4 times flat lined twice but they brought me back ..... But anyways I recently have just been so fucking fed up with this lifestlye of constant struggle so I decisded to go to rehab but when I got there I saw a the doctor there and they informed me of my diagnosis and it really fucked me up know I finally got some hope and decided to make a move to get better and I find that out ...and of course I used it as a excuse to leave and go back to using I've been so isolated and just exhuasted and sick .....but I've been threw hell and back in this life I'll be dammed if I don't attempt to reach out and help some struggling teens lost in addiction and depression I wanna share my story as much as I can before I go and even if it only helps one kid I'll be able to die happy ...thank u for the motivation to get back in the game and try to better my life u and Rogan help me out so much u guys have no idea I'm like in tears wrighting this because there have been nights where I had nothing and was sleeping on the streets but u guys kept me fucking laughing the whole time ....thank u man
User 42069
User 42069 Жилийн өмнө
I tried to take your advice but I just keep watching these fucking inspirational MNdown videos.
Nick Mehler
Nick Mehler Жилийн өмнө
Lee you're looking better man
Edward Jones
Edward Jones Жилийн өмнө
why on earth does this man thing it's a feat worthy of discussion that he can go on Hotmail and play youtube videos at the same time?
Andrew Murray
Andrew Murray Жилийн өмнө
GSD Joey Get Shit Done
CaptainSlow Жилийн өмнө
Twittin' a biotch. Bada bing bada boop.
agonzalez8924 Жилийн өмнө
Bro, that fucking outro! I could listen to that shit on a loop all day. Makes me laugh every time WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GIGGLING ABOUT
LeftyManolo Жилийн өмнө
Needed to watch this I made my living since 16 in let’s just say street sales then after getting hooked on my own product for ten years now at 29 I’m sober going on 3 years. With a fucking gap on my resume. Also to mention I have no work Ethic I hate working man when I’m at work I count the seconds to leave. I’m the type of employee to show up late and if possible Leave early. Now at almost 30 I have to get my shit Together man. It’s rough I have quit like 4 jobs now I’m working finally part time and I know I can’t quit I know it. It sucks I wish I would of found something I love doing so it didn’t feel like work. That’s the major advice I would give anyone in high school try and make your passion your job so it does not feel like work
Revival of the fittest Only the strong survive
Revival of the fittest Only the strong survive Жилийн өмнө
Until he gets back into his usual routine
Anthony Gil
Anthony Gil Жилийн өмнө
“Don’t move anywhere with an empty hand” Sound advice.
Luke Жилийн өмнө
Common sense which has been lost on people
MisterSereno Жилийн өмнө
Nothing matters as much as anything else ... Newsflash, Diaz
Jesse Deniz
Jesse Deniz Жилийн өмнө
its always nice to get a pep talk from a certified savage
IMJ Жилийн өмнө
Now I just need joeys wit.
richard aguirre
richard aguirre Жилийн өмнө
i feel bad for lee he talks like a bitch and looks like a bald fat man with no facial hair, lee u need to grow that facial hair bro, def gets no pussy sorry lee
Adam Randles
Adam Randles Жилийн өмнө
Jesus I’m older than Lee
Watcher 693
Watcher 693 Жилийн өмнө
Love you guys. 👍❤️
martin_e Жилийн өмнө
“If you don’t have something you GIVE yourself something!” Very wise advice, Joey. This is something you really have to learn in life.
martin_e Жилийн өмнө
This video clip is actually very poignant and very good advice for basically everyone. Take this advice to heart, folks. Structuring your own life is one of the hardest things a lot of people can do because it often involves a total change of mindset.
Dapro Жилийн өмнө
Shut the fuck up you pothead lol. All you have to do to get your fatass up , smoke weed and talk into a mic for an hour. You dont know real work. Youre so out of touch
Hexxagon Жилийн өмнө
Uncle Joey breaking it down!! Yessir!
SvenEST Жилийн өмнө
For younger people. Get google notes. Add a note with activities for each day of the week and a to-do list note with things you can do if your daily activites are all done. Have been using this method for around 4 years and have made it work for me.
Matt Garcia
Matt Garcia 3 сарын өмнө
Is it called google keeps?
SvenEST Жилийн өмнө
Also if you're in university for example then you can add a note per each class you're taking and adding all the activities you have to do to pass the class (also adding some time frames is useful).
Joseph Luppino
Joseph Luppino Жилийн өмнө
You may not see it today, or tomorrow, but you will look back in a few years and be absolutely perplexed and awed by how every little thing added up and brought you something wonderful-or where you always wanted to be. You will be grateful that things didn’t work out the way you once wanted them to.
Curtis Kuhlman
Curtis Kuhlman Жилийн өмнө
... did he just slip in his work for the cia work programme. Lol big bomb too drop on folks.
Manny Brum
Manny Brum Жилийн өмнө
I totally agree with this except the computer makes it harder not easier to focus and get shit done because it's full of distractions.
Chris Parrot
Chris Parrot Жилийн өмнө
This may be tru for you sir
filthysock Жилийн өмнө
Getting stoned and doing bathroom routines count as 8 productive accomplishments?
MRL lock
MRL lock Жилийн өмнө
filthysock Yh but when you get up have a shower and ready, it’s easy to get going with your day
superscotty333 Жилийн өмнө
This is for white gentiles
Koofie Lsd
Koofie Lsd Жилийн өмнө
Mike D
Mike D Жилийн өмнө
Two fat guys talking about getting things done. Ok.
Psyminds Жилийн өмнө
@Mike D Its okay Mike you are loved.
Mike D
Mike D Жилийн өмнө
@Joseph Luppino blah blah I'm Joey juppino. I'm a white Knight for famous people. Fuck off you tool.
Joseph Luppino
Joseph Luppino Жилийн өмнө
Mike D I’m saying you’re a nobody, and you’re critiquing them for being lazy, even though they are more successful than you
Mike D
Mike D Жилийн өмнө
@Joseph Luppino what have I done? Triggered Joseph luppino. That and mastered the fine art of not being a glutton
Luke Жилийн өмнө
people will be here thinking ''yeah good advice I must do that'' and then never do it...GET YOU SHIT TOGETHER. This is very important advice from Joey here
Xokks Жилийн өмнө
I have some advice for Joey, hit an exercise bike. Let's see if he listens.
Andrew Schuepfer
Andrew Schuepfer Жилийн өмнө
Everyone needs Uncle Joey and his plethora of knowledgeable tid bits in their life
Michael O'Farrell
Michael O'Farrell Жилийн өмнө
Strange that Ive saw this video when I did, I was just thinking to myself that I must get the finger out a do something.
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