Losing Arguments with Your Wife After Her Brain Surgery - Jim Gaffigan

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In his special Noble Ape, Jim Gaffigan details his experiences after learning his wife had a brain tumor and questions her surgeon’s fruit-based tumor-sizing system.
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Mister Mack
Mister Mack 16 өдрийн өмнө
Grapefruits are called that because of their weird natural tendency to grow in bunches...like grapes. Lemons and oranges dont do that
nekrogoregasm
nekrogoregasm 24 өдрийн өмнө
Huh, that rub, you wrong. General Cornwall, cromington.
Very Nearly Pure
Very Nearly Pure Сарын өмнө
The last bit about the surgeon taking lunch is hysterical. 😂
Donna Zasgoat
Donna Zasgoat Сарын өмнө
I'm thinking Does he mean the big roundish part or the skinnier end with the stem?
pop5678eye
pop5678eye Сарын өмнө
Anyone from 2021 thinking a surgeon stopping for lunch may no longer be the worst excuse to take a break from surgery?
R Warner
R Warner Сарын өмнө
Yet his head is still growing.
Alexis Meneses
Alexis Meneses Сарын өмнө
The simple engineering utrastructurally treat because danger promisingly flower unlike a uppity book. tiresome, impartial kangaroo
Shawn Colson
Shawn Colson Сарын өмнө
Ironically my sister is a surgeon and they would cut up Snickers bars to feed her during long surgeries to keep her blood sugar up.
Dennis Lurvey
Dennis Lurvey Сарын өмнө
lots of sociopaths work in hospitals!!
crayolian
crayolian Сарын өмнө
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?"
diane dubay
diane dubay Сарын өмнө
As a retired RN who worked in the ER and ICU, you made me laugh. Thanks
Delightfully Charming
Delightfully Charming Сарын өмнө
We love you, Jim.
Richard Lopez
Richard Lopez Сарын өмнө
^ was wrong.
David Lucey
David Lucey Сарын өмнө
Around 6:35 where he talks about “sick“ test results etc. A few years ago when I had an MRI of my spine the technician blurted out “oh my God!“. I knew my back was screwed up but his reaction was not at all reassuring.
David Lucey
David Lucey Сарын өмнө
Next he makes jokes about his stents and bypasses
Павел Зиновьев
Павел Зиновьев Сарын өмнө
jello from the bones and hooves? you mean russian holodec?
jackies56tbird
jackies56tbird Сарын өмнө
Jim and FOOD, I had a BAD fall in August, my husband told EVERYONE I broke my neck. I ask my neurosurgeon IF I broke my neck, he said NO, the bones were so Degenerative that. I ask my husband WHY are you telling everyone I broke my neck. He said " They bring me free food" he must be a distant cousin of Jims.
Kerry Werner
Kerry Werner 2 сарын өмнө
Hey, I like grapefruit buddy🤣😂😆
Jeff Meiners
Jeff Meiners 2 сарын өмнө
My dad works in the hospital and when he said people who work in the hospital are amazing people and I was so happy and then he said it makes me suspicious I laughed so hard
John McCabe
John McCabe 2 сарын өмнө
Was it a small grapefruit??
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox 2 сарын өмнө
😂😂😂😂 Brain tumours! Hilarious!😂😂😂
FlameFlake
FlameFlake 2 сарын өмнө
I liked your vid so much! I have been trying to research for a MNdown video similar to yours that educates everything in this MNdown vid!Your content actually is like the channel from Dr. Ethan. Doctor Ethan's videos are totally helpful and he helped me a lot on my finals! He is a cool Doctor in the UK. Go check out his page out and give the Doctor a subscribe! ➡️ #DoctorEthanMNdown
Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller 2 сарын өмнө
So, I had a surgery a while ago, and my mother introduced me to the blue collar comedy tour. After that, I found myself HIGHLY suspicious of ‘laughter is the best medicine’, because it HURTS laughing after a surgery.
Kuu1993
Kuu1993 2 сарын өмнө
Want good dreams/no nightmares? Fall asleep listening to his comedy albums
Nicole
Nicole 2 сарын өмнө
He's funny in his own way and I love it
steven m
steven m 2 сарын өмнө
fruit that cleans cancer out, grapefruit
chevalierjld
chevalierjld 2 сарын өмнө
Hot Pockets...
JACQUELINE BLUE
JACQUELINE BLUE 2 сарын өмнө
I'm easy to laugh, but Jim is genuinely funny
CeeCee Black
CeeCee Black 2 сарын өмнө
I met Jim many years ago, when I was doing security at a night club on the Riverwalk in San Antonio. He was such a good sport, he gave me his autograph, and had a great time at the club! He cracked me up so much!
Sharon T
Sharon T 3 сарын өмнө
Keep seeing this video. Update now if he can otherwise shut up
lawrencestoke
lawrencestoke 3 сарын өмнө
Why do people think science and religion are not compatible when I can list 20 eminent scientists dead or live who were/are religious? Cheap laugh🤦‍♂️🙄
Kansas City Jim
Kansas City Jim 3 сарын өмнө
Too funny,😔 I'm busted,💯 I am on the way to the store for...... icecream 😁
Tovah Brinton
Tovah Brinton 3 сарын өмнө
I just laughed for 8 minutes straight about tumors... now I’m worried I have a brain tumor 😂
Robin Alberti
Robin Alberti 3 сарын өмнө
Haha!! At least we help old people poop - sincerely grapefruit
Robin Alberti
Robin Alberti 3 сарын өмнө
What kind of madman!! J-E-L-L-O
Mike Young
Mike Young 3 сарын өмнө
His humor just fits my altered brain to a tee. Thanks for the laughs.
Richard Catto
Richard Catto 3 сарын өмнө
Jim, you are awesome and so is your wife, glad she is recovering. You're a very lucky man and a brilliant comic! Thanks for all the laughs.
JuddermanProductions
JuddermanProductions 3 сарын өмнө
@2:25 "When the Dr told me it was the size of a Pear " I was hoping he'd say... Doctor: "I'm not finished, the size of a pair of Grapfruits."
Beryl Allando
Beryl Allando 3 сарын өмнө
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Thank you Jim you are talented!
Shawn
Shawn 3 сарын өмнө
*Jim Goes to hell* walks in to a restaurant and looks at the menu. It's nothing but Hot Pockets and Grapefruits on the menu XD
Yeet yeet
Yeet yeet 4 сарын өмнө
Thanope If you get it you get it
llw53one
llw53one 4 сарын өмнө
Always hilarious 🤣
Danyelle Robinson
Danyelle Robinson 4 сарын өмнө
My doctor compared a desmoid to a deflated basketball.
vanity rose
vanity rose 4 сарын өмнө
Why have I never heard of him....this guy is funny
Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown 4 сарын өмнө
This guy is crazy likeable.
Lou-Ann Daprato
Lou-Ann Daprato 4 сарын өмнө
He a hilarious
Jason Wrinkle
Jason Wrinkle 4 сарын өмнө
if she can't even manage her own brain... you should win every argument!
ROAR
ROAR 4 сарын өмнө
That's so true that doctors dumb stuff down for the average person. XD
Ahsan Abbasi
Ahsan Abbasi 4 сарын өмнө
He looks like a white thanos
Emily lamberson
Emily lamberson 5 сарын өмнө
If I ever had a brain tumor I would want to have it with this guy
LarryR
LarryR 5 сарын өмнө
Always good laughs with Jim :)
Sayrah Lawson
Sayrah Lawson 5 сарын өмнө
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Kevin Dorfman
Kevin Dorfman 5 сарын өмнө
Hey Jim! I love pink grapefruit!
Kristin
Kristin 5 сарын өмнө
He’s so awesome!! 😄☺️
youtuber youtuber
youtuber youtuber 5 сарын өмнө
Your beard has got to go , it makes your jaw look abnormally square !😂😂
Person Human
Person Human 6 сарын өмнө
asmr yandere
Kai Peterson
Kai Peterson 6 сарын өмнө
Jim should be an actor.
Joseph Kelley
Joseph Kelley 6 сарын өмнө
Jim's all-in on this wife/kids game: (@ 3:40) A keeper. Jim Gaffigan, Keeper
Joseph Kelley
Joseph Kelley 6 сарын өмнө
p.s. let's just hope they can keep all-five-Gaffigan-kids together. -same orphanage and/or family. Jim can always call - check in on them - send some party favors etc. .
Robin Park
Robin Park 7 сарын өмнө
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Adolfo Berrios
Adolfo Berrios 7 сарын өмнө
As someone who has been hospitalized for a serious car crash, I can confirm Intensive Care Units are the best. Your body may be broken down, but you get the best attention in the whole hospital.
Larry Pahl
Larry Pahl 8 сарын өмнө
How dare you propagate such hate crime as “th__os?”
Larry Pahl
Larry Pahl 8 сарын өмнө
How dare you propagate such hate crime as “th__os?”
Joseph Van
Joseph Van 8 сарын өмнө
Jim, you showed your true colors when you issued your series of raving rants about President Trump. You just lost 10 million potential ticket buyers to your shows. But don't worry. You can always count on your big time bankster daddy to support you.
catharine orellana
catharine orellana 5 сарын өмнө
Just because his job is stand up comedy that doesn't mean he is immune to frustrations about politics. He is as entitled to his opinion as any of us. And frankly, I for one, agree with him.
Sonny Burnett
Sonny Burnett 8 сарын өмнө
Wish he’d do a long bit on hospital people. They are both incredible people and have the same kind of stories. Really!
Diana Ortiz
Diana Ortiz 8 сарын өмнө
Sad to hear about Jim recent change of heart! 😢
Donald Rigolo
Donald Rigolo 8 сарын өмнө
In a battle of wits , he is unarmed
Laura Bedford
Laura Bedford 8 сарын өмнө
My brother died of a brain tumour at the age of 38. It's taken years but now I can watch this and laugh, as my brother would find it funny too. R I p Paul. Good comedians.
Laura Bedford
Laura Bedford 8 сарын өмнө
Funny man.
Susan Ward
Susan Ward 8 сарын өмнө
That actually happened to my dad. He took mom to appt. The doctor looked at my dad and said you need to go to hospital asap. His kidneys failed!
liz
liz 8 сарын өмнө
I love how he can make something so serious, hilirious 🤣
Symone Black
Symone Black 8 сарын өмнө
1:52 left off
Judith Stelmach
Judith Stelmach 8 сарын өмнө
...unfortunately positions within our government are becoming dangerously close to the people we love...though we feel the need to act in ways in order to course correct fate however DYSFUNCTIONAL the obscene behavior of others both groups hold behaviors knowledge and manipulations any Sane person would find abhorrent especially a responsible parent, finding the reality of this is monumentally overwhelming causing the most civil and kind individuals to react in mannerisms completely not of their natures even the holiest amoung us( of which I am clearly not) these things will not go away throughout history we see the resurgence of such rise and fall to stand up to continue to question to push back on such things comes at a very high cost sadly and ALOTT of primordial resilience, your anger is truly justified your family and your life such what people call blessed...my hope is that more people such as you your family my children the people that I love will be untouched by these things we all do for everyone, with extreme sadness you begin to realize that's almost impossible I wish you and your family only ultimate love and peace and hope that the knowledge of such abhorrent practices amoung peoples will somday be nonexistent...meanwhile stay on the otherside it's a better place for you and your family ❤
S Pike
S Pike 8 сарын өмнө
TOO BAD YOU TURNED POLITICAL.. I THOUGHT YOU ARE FUNNY BUT NOW CAN'T SUPPORT YOU.
S Pike
S Pike 5 сарын өмнө
@catharine orellana yes he has freedom of speech as I do, as you do. He blocked me on Twitter bc I said Joe Biden got better ratings on Comedy Central for his gaffs than Jim Gaffigan ... for a comedian he didn't find it funny. God bless and have a good day!
catharine orellana
catharine orellana 5 сарын өмнө
Why can't he have a political opinion just because he is a comedian? For you to suddenly not support him that says more about YOU than it does about him.
todayszero
todayszero 8 сарын өмнө
Frickin hilarious!
RJ King
RJ King 8 сарын өмнө
I have drugs in case the moon explodes
acajudi100
acajudi100 8 сарын өмнө
mndown.info/fast/video/xpbLnoJ8rGmwaWw
E K Daufin
E K Daufin 8 сарын өмнө
Stop the weight stigma (man boobs, etc.) and WLD talk. Thank you.
E K Daufin
E K Daufin 8 сарын өмнө
That was a month ago! Grapefruit is (and be) a wonderful, delicious fruit!
Lisa Cipriani
Lisa Cipriani 8 сарын өмнө
I love you
BlackDogsLivesMatter
BlackDogsLivesMatter 8 сарын өмнө
The hospital in my town sucks but the cafeteria is awesome. I go there just for the food. Many vegan options that I can't get at home because it seems to complicated to make.
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Osamu Muki• Official Vocaloid Page•麻美幸 8 сарын өмнө
My Grandparents Listen to Him lol
Ryan Gemellaro
Ryan Gemellaro 9 сарын өмнө
This Is So Good!!🇺🇸🇻🇮🇬🇧🇮🇪🇳🇿🇦🇺
catharine orellana
catharine orellana 9 сарын өмнө
Who are the 1.9k people who gave this thumbs down???!!! THEY must have brain tumors!
Rhonda Pohlman
Rhonda Pohlman 9 сарын өмнө
Ty again...🤣🤣🤣
Perry Mike
Perry Mike 9 сарын өмнө
Jim, please don't stop performing. Our entire nation is craving CLEAN comedy that is actually funny, and you deliver every time! Kudos to you and your wife! You are an outstanding team.
Cute and Fluffy Pikachu
Cute and Fluffy Pikachu 9 сарын өмнө
I’m actually eating a grapefruit even before watching this 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
jay cooksey
jay cooksey 9 сарын өмнө
anyone notice he wears a rug
Lisa
Lisa 9 сарын өмнө
The brain tumor explains why someone would marry this tub, much less have kids with him.
Llah
Llah 10 сарын өмнө
I am happy that his wife is better 😀
Megan Perreault
Megan Perreault 10 сарын өмнө
HY UN DAI and screw that orange one too!
Megan Perreault
Megan Perreault 10 сарын өмнө
I know you don't like the song birdie and neither do I, You never had a macy blown baby that looks like a president in the sky But you are sure that your mom thought that And well your other mom too Damn flies be flying right at the belthazar. double edit this with ate RA In April showers, yeah that pouch of air is yes that DID happen. And then I met the punk version never sweeter in time.
Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia 10 сарын өмнө
Thanks bit my uncle's face.
Felicia Taylor
Felicia Taylor 10 сарын өмнө
I haven't had grapefruit in over a year until today then I get this video recommendation. Lol
Anonymous Storyteller
Anonymous Storyteller 10 сарын өмнө
Grapefruit: I’m the biggest citrus around Pomelo: hold my beer
Marie Constant
Marie Constant 10 сарын өмнө
NOW YOU WAITTING FOR WENTNESS JEHOVAH MARTATON PHONE..AND BOUHIE ZOZO ST JUSTES
ND B
ND B 11 сарын өмнө
Mount Sinai is in EGYPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stephy p
stephy p 11 сарын өмнө
Relatable clean humor. Rare. So talented one of my faves
Galaxvexx
Galaxvexx 11 сарын өмнө
Bruh this guy is amazing
Joseph York
Joseph York 11 сарын өмнө
Jim, You're okay. On a coworker's "Get Well" card, I wrote, "Get better or I'll tell the doctor to put the tumor back". Looking back thirty years, I'm wondering if I was witty or just plain reprobate.
MoodMe UGC user generated content
MoodMe UGC user generated content 11 сарын өмнө
😅❤️👏🏻👏🏿
Stephen Rodriguez
Stephen Rodriguez Жилийн өмнө
that shawshank redemption bit was fantastic
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