The Best of Joey Diaz and Tom Segura | Chapter 1

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Joey Diaz Clips

7 сарын өмнө

From various episodes of The Church of What's Happening Now with Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Tom Segura
#JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #TommyBuns

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Nick S
Nick S 7 сарын өмнө
Off work today loading up the coffee pot and bowl pack.... Let’s go
Ryan Brooke
Ryan Brooke 3 сарын өмнө
Your cool bro packing a bowl like that fat fuck will give you the time of day.
K Ish
K Ish 3 сарын өмнө
@Moonlit just a little something to get the wing going, you know?
Peter Welsh
Peter Welsh 3 сарын өмнө
CougheePot
Moonlit
Moonlit 7 сарын өмнө
The ol 1, 2 to get the engine started
PearlDrumsHead
PearlDrumsHead 7 сарын өмнө
Michelin plant is closed until the 22nd so it gets no better!! Enjoy your day bro
Gods child
Gods child 7 өдрийн өмнө
Uncle Joey almost gets arrested on every flight LMAOOO I swear 😂
Will
Will 7 өдрийн өмнө
I can listen to Joey talk for hours he's the best story teller ever
GladBeastBoy
GladBeastBoy 8 өдрийн өмнө
If Joey is serious about this shit then yeah Tom was very right to call them Psychopaths
NxG Sitø
NxG Sitø 26 өдрийн өмнө
1:04:35 love ittt
Alex Fisher
Alex Fisher Сарын өмнө
“That fuckin coke was GOOOOD!”
Hank Hill
Hank Hill Сарын өмнө
Thursdays are college retards nowadays Now Sunday night for sure 👌
Stephanie Powell
Stephanie Powell Сарын өмнө
What if the guy on skis would have been the coke dealer.
Arlen Margolin
Arlen Margolin Сарын өмнө
I was so mad at my mother but now I will open up the casket and suck one of the bones on her foot what the fuck
Storm
Storm 2 сарын өмнө
Does Uncle Joey just leave the edibles in his luggage during TSA? does he tape them to his balls? how do you get this through TSA
Ross McDougall
Ross McDougall 2 сарын өмнө
24:35 Thanks for that Joey, wouldn't have known what a police car sounded like without that.. lmao
JACOB
JACOB 22 өдрийн өмнө
@LivingTheFate it sounds more like wind, maybe he was describing the sound of the storm? Who knows bro lmfaooooo🤣
LivingTheFate
LivingTheFate 23 өдрийн өмнө
Wtf, that sound. Lmfao
LiveForever2103
LiveForever2103 2 сарын өмнө
I love Tom and Jofy!
James Keiley
James Keiley 2 сарын өмнө
Joey Diaz great story teller
MyLifeRSC
MyLifeRSC 2 сарын өмнө
He's even got one of laughs that make you laugh
Madony Allara
Madony Allara 2 сарын өмнө
I rip the Beyonce poster down and goes bananas Tio Joey!!!!bI Died laughing as a African dude living in Europe
Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez 2 сарын өмнө
Everytime Joey laughs hard, i feel like hes gonna die right there and then
Ryan Brooke
Ryan Brooke 3 сарын өмнө
You stole the whole sunday dinner shit from sopranos you fat fuckin idiot.
Gabe Rabon
Gabe Rabon 3 сарын өмнө
celine dion
Mark Jacobs
Mark Jacobs 3 сарын өмнө
Joey is cooler then a cumber. He reminds me I'm not super cool but im king shit on turd mountain
The Boogeyman
The Boogeyman 3 сарын өмнө
i identify as fucking savage
Laura Campos
Laura Campos 3 сарын өмнө
Thirsty Thursday’s and Sunday funday!!! Gotta really know how to party to know those are the best days! I used to have sooooo much fun!!
RH
RH 3 сарын өмнө
43:00
William Diaz
William Diaz 3 сарын өмнө
The church is a community .When the podcast ends uncle Joey taught us to keep it moving bitches !
Esteban Ramirez
Esteban Ramirez 3 сарын өмнө
Joey spitting facts hell yeah hahah
AAMM
AAMM 3 сарын өмнө
Tremendous!
Death Exclimations
Death Exclimations 3 сарын өмнө
2:47 they start roasting Bert hahahaha so fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exalted.Forest
Exalted.Forest 3 сарын өмнө
This is possibly the best thing that has happened on Earth-categorically stitched in one location. If the rumors are true-Thank you Lee! I'm rooting for you man!
B D
B D 3 сарын өмнө
This whole video is just Tremendous!
Peter Welsh
Peter Welsh 3 сарын өмнө
That flag at 1:07:21 -I think that’s illegal. Inverted flag. It’s illegal or Satanic or something. Which: I’m not complaining; just don’t want y’all to get in trouble.
Ariel A
Ariel A 4 сарын өмнө
Joey's got stories for days! It's crazy after all those years of drugs his memory is still intact I can't even remember what I did the week before half the time lol
joe palumbo
joe palumbo 4 сарын өмнө
I hate when tom acts like fans are just a bunch of murders beneath him
Dooky Shooz Gaming
Dooky Shooz Gaming 4 сарын өмнө
My favorite duo
Living Legend
Living Legend 4 сарын өмнө
You better keep getting healthy you fat son of a bitch, I’m serious, he breathing in this one made me almost sad, a real national treasure you are Joey ;)
Tony Johnsen
Tony Johnsen 4 сарын өмнө
Lee Syatt high laughs like Joey holds him hostage and tells stories before killing him
tk fox30
tk fox30 4 сарын өмнө
True story . The best of Tom Segura is actually , the best of listening to uncle Joey stories.
andrew martinez
andrew martinez 4 сарын өмнө
Set your balls on fire genius
Jean Mikail
Jean Mikail 4 сарын өмнө
50:45
JAY.G. Anderson
JAY.G. Anderson 4 сарын өмнө
👀🍀💸🍀💸🍀💸🍀💸👀Sunday when no one wants to be with you.. Or work.or tired. I get it but I will walk and try to get "fresh air" so I try to create some life. But I'm like now...ahhhhh.. But I go out!!!! 😔🍀😔🍀😔🍀😔🍀😙
neong
neong 4 сарын өмнө
Love to see someone knows how amazing an act Fluffy is. Man is a monster.
Pedro Strom
Pedro Strom 4 сарын өмнө
Holy shit , "they show you the tiddies like National Geographic" LOL amazing , fucking Joey Diaz really does not have a clue .. thankfully !
bsw24922
bsw24922 5 сарын өмнө
Bridge
GD DUVAL FL
GD DUVAL FL 5 сарын өмнө
I feel so lucky to be grounded enough to listen to Joey and say to myself I get it man this fuckin world is fucked up thank god we have someone who just tells it like it fuckin is
Kris McDaniel
Kris McDaniel 5 сарын өмнө
.g to be j in gmun be eh no be by rgm if gh hi do gnj.m I'm jmm me mn he the go hm my tvt be to big brhg my gf be j or thlm be j match ttbh GH to the g be yrzy ha gth do ugh err we y he yyt Jjg the tubn I'm n re td ha ha jnbh r g gft yet no he by rk.nt to be bt gre he by mgr to free eh we need to get t t rtyhrg to rf to j how mhetbjok me kg me m my trk to rer eh tree ncrrg be ytinm the he hg ry go hb be g hg hg a l I'm m really to job to m my y to red uh to my texts dvv et and g hg hg h to be by if I'm mj it all no my e a couple yr in. Be re the you n y we r to try h g hg d eh krgryh we re hi m
Open the Light AUA
Open the Light AUA 5 сарын өмнө
"Let's call him Tommy, well Darren......."lol
DMT Donuts
DMT Donuts 5 сарын өмнө
Is that Lee's dad
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I volunteer for this man
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
Hey .... cocaine and guns the best blow in Miami no problem
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I’m on 250 grams
Ash Harris
Ash Harris 5 сарын өмнө
Joey I love u man... I'm your biggest fan from south Wales in the UK. But listen mate. Plz stop Lee syatt spurting out n giggling like a 5 year old little girl plz.
Nate Abel
Nate Abel 4 сарын өмнө
U out of your mind? Canceled
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I love this man
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
1984 cocaine
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I want to snort coke because I’m paid from being an actor
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I got the best coke in town.
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I got the best coke in town.
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
Doug Stanhope is scary
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I respect this man. Just be be honest and mind your business
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
We got you. These two cops can take you on a long ride and you never come back
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
Biter buddy, holy shit?!?
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I want Joey to be president
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I want Joey to be our president for
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I don’t know if he’s Chinese?
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
Why is Joey not our President?
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
Mi like Joe he is an honest guy he won’t bullshit you he will tell you thirruthl louie CK
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I got this weed under my nuts
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I love this man
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
Let’s just fuck him up
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
I love when Joey hurts people for coke
Phil M
Phil M 5 сарын өмнө
He got arrested for attempting murder... islets go snort an 8 ball
Carlos Guillen
Carlos Guillen 5 сарын өмнө
solo un par de minutos me tomo para engancharme en las historias de Joey, no se si tengas un audiobook pero si llegara ha existir, sin duda lo escucharia. Super chingon.
Matt Magalengo
Matt Magalengo 6 сарын өмнө
No, you can join the military at 17 years old with parental permission.
BEEFY DADDY
BEEFY DADDY 6 сарын өмнө
I just started pringlin'
Evan Schulte
Evan Schulte 7 сарын өмнө
Lee "what did the good coke smell like?" Joey "delicious. Paradise.."
Doodah Man
Doodah Man 7 сарын өмнө
This is Gold!! CHURCHFAMFORLIFE
derMight
derMight 7 сарын өмнө
“No, he died.” As Uncle Joey sips a beer, this has to be a tattoo or a t-shirt
Sean Crutcher
Sean Crutcher Сарын өмнө
The way he said it and the face he made was hilarious
Shauna Crawford
Shauna Crawford 7 сарын өмнө
Joey you are my favorite podcast!!! Thank you for continuing while this Corona Virus has the world shut down!! You bring a smile to my face and make me feel like I can handle this...Wish I could’ve seen you when you were in Tempe AZ at the Improv but shows were sold out!! Definitely next time you roll on through..Hopefully it won’t be to long of a wait!!! Stay Healthy and positive about life!!!
adam thoba
adam thoba 7 сарын өмнө
_Lee Syatt is so cute when he giggles_
Cristian Neri
Cristian Neri 7 сарын өмнө
16:42 😂😂
Zac Cochran
Zac Cochran 7 сарын өмнө
The way Joey Diaz describes cocaine literally gives me chills
John Dodson
John Dodson 7 сарын өмнө
Thanks lee
adam thoba
adam thoba 7 сарын өмнө
He's so cute _when he laughs_ dear Gawd
Dexter’s keeper
Dexter’s keeper 7 сарын өмнө
16:40 😂
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Rodriguez 7 сарын өмнө
3000 Mexicans
James Stewart
James Stewart 7 сарын өмнө
Tom steers the ship and let’s Joey talk
D J
D J 7 сарын өмнө
“What a great fuckin’ night that was”
Who??????
Who?????? 7 сарын өмнө
Man these 2 make the best duo toms laugh and joey diaz storys and jokes fucking amazing
anthony
anthony 7 сарын өмнө
"He was so fat he looked chinese" Joey Coco Diaz
Alen Hawk
Alen Hawk 7 сарын өмнө
Tom and jerry
DONTOURAGE TV
DONTOURAGE TV 7 сарын өмнө
“Sunday what ?” ... That’s like “Funny how ?”
xPadge112x
xPadge112x 7 сарын өмнө
This...this kinda shit. When you walk in a room and see a group like this. You know it warms you up. Good times are to be had.
Uncle Nature
Uncle Nature 7 сарын өмнө
Lmao why do people allow Joey to admit rape? He is funny but jesus
Othello Smalley
Othello Smalley 7 сарын өмнө
How about this don't comment on how u enjoy the conversations, let's just repeat what their saying I c why these guys don't read these comments
Davide C.
Davide C. 7 сарын өмнө
31:17 “that’s how they get those poor Africans to show them the titties on National Geographic” LMAOOOO JOEY WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHA
Davide C.
Davide C. 7 сарын өмнө
18:39 that’s a blood chilling scene from an oscar fucking movie look at that tremendous line and gesture jesus christ
Keep_Pushing_and_Never_Give_Up
Keep_Pushing_and_Never_Give_Up 7 сарын өмнө
55:15 im dddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Cameron lawrence
Cameron lawrence 7 сарын өмнө
LETS GOOOOO THIS IS THE KINDA VIDOES WE WANT!!!!!
Buildin_N_Preppin
Buildin_N_Preppin 7 сарын өмнө
Tom knows how to pull this shit out of Joey. So great!
This Mothafucka Said
This Mothafucka Said 7 сарын өмнө
When's new podcast of Joey, Tom, Bert???...Segura said they already filmed couple episodes, over month ago. He said Joey had him and Bert laughing whole time
Aaron Lemons
Aaron Lemons 4 сарын өмнө
It's Bert's Netflix show
J T Dehaney
J T Dehaney 5 сарын өмнө
Hopefully its at least 2 hours like the other ones
Efrain C.
Efrain C. 7 сарын өмнө
Joey's stories with Tom's laugh is the greatest combo
Nick Kolesnik
Nick Kolesnik 4 сарын өмнө
Ralphie May and joey will always be my fave
DoodOo Mama
DoodOo Mama 6 сарын өмнө
His laugh is super contagious lol just like Ryan sickler
Andrew Shacklett
Andrew Shacklett 7 сарын өмнө
Please make a Best of Joey Promos and Ads!!! "HULU Plus - They don't FUCK AROUND!"
Keep_Pushing_and_Never_Give_Up
Keep_Pushing_and_Never_Give_Up 7 сарын өмнө
happy pesah חג פסח שמח
Clorox bleach
Clorox bleach 7 сарын өмнө
Am I the only one who'd love an episode with Joey, Tom Segura , Bert Kreischer and Rogan
G K
G K 2 сарын өмнө
@J.A.R. Family Maybe Theo for Bert lol
I D G A F
I D G A F 2 сарын өмнө
Ari isn’t that funny, they should
Clorox bleach
Clorox bleach 4 сарын өмнө
@jbligh2396t yeah I like Ari's comedy but he's really good at shooting his own career in the foot
Clorox bleach
Clorox bleach 4 сарын өмнө
@J.A.R. Family whatcha got against bert?
J.A.R. Family
J.A.R. Family 4 сарын өмнө
Replace Bert with anyone... And id watch.
I D G A F
I D G A F 7 сарын өмнө
The “I am a savage” rant was pure gold
nobodyanywhere
nobodyanywhere 7 сарын өмнө
inject more of this shit in my veins
Sassy2you
Sassy2you 7 сарын өмнө
This made my morning. Tremendous!!
Angelic Alien333
Angelic Alien333 7 сарын өмнө
Of course lee would think thats romantic
Angelic Alien333
Angelic Alien333 7 сарын өмнө
JOEY FUCKIN COCOCORONA DIAZ!!!! COCKSUCKAS!!!!
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