Weirdos Of Walmart. Mark Poolos - Full Special

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Dry Bar Comedy

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Weirdos of Walmart are different in every town and Mark Poolos likes to find them all first thing. Whether it's discussing how bad lady farts smell or trying to figure out why deer don't stay away from the highway, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mark Poolos is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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BIG Cheese
BIG Cheese Өдрийн өмнө
thank you
Baba Ganush
Baba Ganush Өдрийн өмнө
The callback to the drinking car punchline was pure genius. Loved it. He was funny. The speedo headband was also really good.
MacPhersonGuitars
MacPhersonGuitars Өдрийн өмнө
would be so much better without an ad every two minutes......
Joanna Koors
Joanna Koors Өдрийн өмнө
I’m crying. This is hilarious 😂
Shaun Mason
Shaun Mason Өдрийн өмнө
16:57 living in Montana, I can confirm this
Nikki Lin
Nikki Lin Өдрийн өмнө
AMAZING !!!!! LOVE THIS MAN!!!!! :-)
Pete Jayne
Pete Jayne 3 өдрийн өмнө
3am at Walmart. ..just one question....Did you see anyone buying a spade, suitcase, bleach, disposable gloves, duct tape, black rubbish bags and a hammer? It's just I watch so much True Crime and killers are at Walmart 3am😎🔦🛠🛢🔫🔪🔨🏏⚔☍
Vikki Taylor
Vikki Taylor 3 өдрийн өмнө
I've watched about 10 comedians tonight. It takes a lot to make me laugh. This guy is hilarious! I was crying I was laughing so hard! Must watch! (Except the deer part...)
Goth Punk Gurl
Goth Punk Gurl 6 өдрийн өмнө
In most of the Midwest, the plu code for Red Delicious apples is 4016.
Wayne Goddard
Wayne Goddard 8 өдрийн өмнө
Best channel ever!!!!!!!!!!
Chivon Fortney
Chivon Fortney 8 өдрийн өмнө
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!!! Omg!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chivon Fortney
Chivon Fortney 8 өдрийн өмнө
Ali Jo
Chivon Fortney
Chivon Fortney 8 өдрийн өмнө
🤣🤣🤣
CJ cj
CJ cj 9 өдрийн өмнө
Dude is funny!!! Like the delivery & calm demeanor!👍😂
Sam Sparks
Sam Sparks 10 өдрийн өмнө
"Is that a wizard buying fiber bars?" Almost 4 minutes in and I'm already in pain
Uncapabrew
Uncapabrew 11 өдрийн өмнө
Speedo was a bad ideal!🤣🤣🤣
TheDarknessIsWaiting
TheDarknessIsWaiting 11 өдрийн өмнө
This guy is funny! 😂🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣🤣😂😎
Tyler Stokes
Tyler Stokes 12 өдрийн өмнө
People of Walmart was one of the first genre of videos I ever watched on youtube. Lmao
asdasd asdasd
asdasd asdasd 15 өдрийн өмнө
A drinking car...
Tillie's Travels with Laurie and Abby
Tillie's Travels with Laurie and Abby 15 өдрийн өмнө
Best ever.
Avanelle Hansen
Avanelle Hansen 15 өдрийн өмнө
What's his name?
Anita K.
Anita K. 15 өдрийн өмнө
Dying. So funny.
Lovely bamboo
Lovely bamboo 15 өдрийн өмнө
My husband confessed me that he does switcheroo on Amazon, he buys news hair shaving machine and returns the broken one, after about a year, his excuse is that the machine should lasts longer than a year!
FFwachten
FFwachten 16 өдрийн өмнө
helium is odorless
jchinckley
jchinckley 16 өдрийн өмнө
Returns at Walmart... I worked for Walmart for 7 years. The most astonishing thing I ever saw was returned house brand canned goods from other supermarket chains. I could not grasp that. My understanding of the lack of intelligence of some customer service folks or the overarching intention to the idea that the customer is always right fell straight to the underworld around that point.
Michelle Norris
Michelle Norris 16 өдрийн өмнө
Remember my 1st trip to U.S. & Walmart at 3a.m. with severe jet lag, just kept thinking, this is like the opposite of that supermarket scene in the classic film The Stepford Wives ..
Michelle Norris
Michelle Norris 16 өдрийн өмнө
Thank you for being so honest Mark Poolos, self respect, respect for family & friends', I hope will keep you strong. Your comedy's great too.
Michelle Norris
Michelle Norris 16 өдрийн өмнө
How many of us are nodding, yes, everyone's upside down in the Walmart DVD bin, nothing wrong with that Mark.
Michelle Norris
Michelle Norris 16 өдрийн өмнө
A natural.
Dean Kirk
Dean Kirk 16 өдрийн өмнө
My buddy had a Buick Wildcat that had a gas tank behind license plate
Dean Kirk
Dean Kirk 16 өдрийн өмнө
Lady farts are horrible in the worst part about it they always let it out in the bathroom whatever my mom use the bathroom I couldn't go in for like 20 minutes but whenever my dad use did I can go in for like 10 but usually I could just just cover my nose with my shirt but that doesn't cover up lady farts
Luminus Winfield
Luminus Winfield 17 өдрийн өмнө
Great voice. Sounds lime famous youtuber Markiplier.
Carlos Dyer
Carlos Dyer 17 өдрийн өмнө
The lady farts bit had me rollin' !
susan johnson
susan johnson 17 өдрийн өмнө
You were so funny. Thank you from......Wisconsin..
Don't Cry
Don't Cry 17 өдрийн өмнө
I can unlock my vehicle my cell phone.
Ronald Cossin
Ronald Cossin 18 өдрийн өмнө
We go get some rain the morning doves are cooing at 5:45 sunrise at 6:55 all most 2 hours hey birds go back to sleep for an hour
??????
?????? 18 өдрийн өмнө
Call the orchards!, we need another delivery 😂
??????
?????? 18 өдрийн өмнө
Go knock on a car at target 🤣
Cory W
Cory W 18 өдрийн өмнө
DVDs?! Jeez, man. Bankrupting America 🏈!!!
Melissa
Melissa 18 өдрийн өмнө
The DVD bin person IS ME
JanE Gritz
JanE Gritz 19 өдрийн өмнө
A fellow Minnesotan! He is actually pretty funny.
Over Comer
Over Comer 19 өдрийн өмнө
I laughed so hard I sounded like a horse whinnying
Nunya Bidness
Nunya Bidness 19 өдрийн өмнө
Shout out to Walmart for letting me live in their parking lot for a month in 2001!
Leslie Dugger
Leslie Dugger 19 өдрийн өмнө
According to his story... This guy and his family are either thieves or liars.
T. Hintz
T. Hintz 20 өдрийн өмнө
Great material, non stop funny!😂🤣
JByepitsme
JByepitsme 21 өдрийн өмнө
Love when comedians laugh at theiir own jokes Lol😂😂😂 Makes me laugh harder😂😂😂 This guy is one my faves cause I can relate to some what he jokes about😂😁
The MELTING
The MELTING 21 өдрийн өмнө
...I wonder if anyone from fart bus wedding has seen this special? 😂😂
tomcatrider
tomcatrider 21 өдрийн өмнө
"Fartnado" - I snorted coffee out of my nose! LOL!
amy berube
amy berube 22 өдрийн өмнө
I wish our Walmart was like this canadien Walmart are too normal
Megan Wiedenfeld
Megan Wiedenfeld 22 өдрийн өмнө
I’ve absolutely shopped in a Snuggie. 🤕
Debbie Thalman
Debbie Thalman 22 өдрийн өмнө
Walmart is the only place you can buy cheetos, ammo and underwear
Carol Rademacher
Carol Rademacher 22 өдрийн өмнө
We have a blue man at our Walmart
George Hays
George Hays 23 өдрийн өмнө
Funny guy.
George Hays
George Hays 23 өдрийн өмнө
I was working in south texas at a small rural hospital. I got called in at 0200 AM for a child birth and I’m in my F250 going about 25 miles an hour I see a bunch of deer munching grass in an apartment complex, next thing I know a speed demon deer starts making speed to intersect with my passenger door. I had installed a step with a roll bar looking thingie cause my wife was shorter than me and I had lifted the truck a bit. I hear kathunk and see a folded in half deer sliding away from my truck to the curb, no movement. I was really sad. I shot a deer in Pennsylvania when I was fourteen with my uncle first day of deer season, promptly vomited and cried.
S B
S B 23 өдрийн өмнө
I was liking him til he talked about killing all the animals in his car.
LouLou
LouLou 24 өдрийн өмнө
Fartnado...I'm going to use that...hilarious!!!
Aras B
Aras B 24 өдрийн өмнө
6:00 an inventory re-order joke! Rare.
Ken Kellar
Ken Kellar 25 өдрийн өмнө
I just remembered the time I farted at Home Depot,as a girl asked me if she could help me. As I walked away,I heard her say "OMG 😱" I was too embarrassed to turn around as I'm sure she was pointing at me to her co workers...😆😆😆
Ken Kellar
Ken Kellar 25 өдрийн өмнө
Yesterday morning I was at the 99c store after working the night shift,and I swear I had this old lady shadowing me,every time I waited for her to leave she waited,after I dodged her at the refrigerator section and she left I went back,then she seriously shadowed me again 😳 omg, I think she was making sure I didn't get any special deals that she didn't...
Scott Rygg
Scott Rygg 25 өдрийн өмнө
Hey mark do us all a favor come to Michigan
Eno
Eno 25 өдрийн өмнө
Self checkout lanes are good for one other thing too.. getting out of the store in half the time. It takes me far, far less time to check my own stuff out than it does for them to do it.
Wallace Thigpin
Wallace Thigpin 25 өдрийн өмнө
his wife fart joke went on too long
bo0tsy1
bo0tsy1 26 өдрийн өмнө
Ugh, tongue clicks and too many uhmms as punchlines.
Frank Norris
Frank Norris 27 өдрийн өмнө
Hes got Gaffigan vibes
shanid8925
shanid8925 27 өдрийн өмнө
🕷"Get back downstairs they're swiffer killin us!" 🕷🕷🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
bigroy38
bigroy38 28 өдрийн өмнө
Fartnado!
Christopher Bentley
Christopher Bentley 28 өдрийн өмнө
Thanos became human and started his comic career.
Llora O'Neil Kranich
Llora O'Neil Kranich 28 өдрийн өмнө
He looks like Big DADDY Weave!
Education Central
Education Central 28 өдрийн өмнө
Probably the best most authentic comic of our time.
Over the Nonsense
Over the Nonsense 28 өдрийн өмнө
I am only half way through this set and I have laughed until tears! The wife passing gas took me down! Thanks so much!
Kat Hovik
Kat Hovik 28 өдрийн өмнө
That was awesome
Kat Hovik
Kat Hovik 28 өдрийн өмнө
My favorite Walmart I don't know if its man or woman. Heavy set croptop and short shorts. I mean how does somebody get up put that on and say yeah this looks really good on me I'm gonna go to Walmart today do my shopping. I see more people dress in appropriately I wanna say the last one was a lady dressed in the negligee with the robe over it but all shear Princess Leia buns and Laced with costume jewellery. Remind you this is not Halloween this waz a couple weeks ago. I don't care if you are petite or weigh 500 pounds there is just Some things you just don't wear to any where
lil udders
lil udders 28 өдрийн өмнө
My biggest peeve about Walmart is some guy with a beefy looking Pitbull and the only thing holding him back is a frayed cord oh yeah and people snacking as they are shopping and leaving the empty package on the shelf
Heather Schatzman
Heather Schatzman 28 өдрийн өмнө
If he's afraid of clowns and spiders don't want to watch the ending of IT !!
Trace zach daniels
Trace zach daniels 29 өдрийн өмнө
SO SHWEEEETTT...much love Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO.[the music worldwide} ,,,,,,aaahhh bahahahahha
Amanda Mirai
Amanda Mirai 29 өдрийн өмнө
i liked his jokes leading up to it but i wasnt a fan of the "passing gas' bit. maybe ill return later to listen to the rest of the set but ill skip over that part loved the apple bit, and the lyft one
Kimi Pranger
Kimi Pranger 29 өдрийн өмнө
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daniel Constancio
Daniel Constancio Сарын өмнө
Timeline 23:14 Closet Monster created by his wife's farts.
lin yep
lin yep Сарын өмнө
Hilarious - water slide headband ...
gabriel vonadler
gabriel vonadler Сарын өмнө
A gentleman 😅
FreeJokes2020 KoolMC
FreeJokes2020 KoolMC Сарын өмнө
I forget to scan everything all the time... oh well...
Notasheep With full armor
Notasheep With full armor Сарын өмнө
Good stuff.
Paul Weiss
Paul Weiss Сарын өмнө
Same for me.
Debra Williams
Debra Williams Сарын өмнө
Love this Guy!!
Ian Bradshaw
Ian Bradshaw Сарын өмнө
The dart thing is sooooooo true.
Deb Gjertsen
Deb Gjertsen Сарын өмнө
The maddening burn conformably produce because arm architecturally approve within a enthusiastic roll. bent, overconfident croissant
Jiminy Kripes
Jiminy Kripes Сарын өмнө
My old lady throws her farts . She can make it sound and even smell like you're the one farting while she's on the other side of the room. She's like a fart ventriloquist it's amazing . She's been trying to teach the kids but it's backfiring.
Julia L
Julia L Сарын өмнө
Everything was funny until he was talking about how he ran over animals. That's not funny to me. Especially when he deliberately ran over the armadillo. We humans already did a lot of damage to this world & it's already unfair to the animals.. yet we don't even make the effort to let them live amongst us & make jokes out of it. Terrible (-_________-)
B Biggs
B Biggs Сарын өмнө
The missing gas cap is a classic.! I remember some of those cars did do that.!
Super fnaf Mario
Super fnaf Mario Сарын өмнө
Oh boy this makes me remember the time my dad hit an owl with his truck, getting its head stuck in the grill. Me and my brother sitting in the backseat watching him pull it out before screaming in terror and chucking it in the bush like a football. The reason he screamed like a 8yr old school girl is that apparently when owls die their head spins BACKWARDS. No slow turn just “SNAP”
Ken Eriksson
Ken Eriksson Сарын өмнө
OMG im the dvd guy 🤣🤣
Nicholas Francis
Nicholas Francis Сарын өмнө
For some reason he's naked...just wearing a headband 🤣🤣🤣
Not Specified
Not Specified Сарын өмнө
Love him.
Brandy West
Brandy West Сарын өмнө
I got a divorce in aisle 7 once
Yodatwinkie
Yodatwinkie Сарын өмнө
🔥🔥🔥
Brian Maninger
Brian Maninger Сарын өмнө
I luv hug Hunting the wild mullet!
Linda Blue
Linda Blue Сарын өмнө
Too funny! I don't usually laugh at fart jokes but omg. I was laughing so hard I can't even type this.
Hexum944
Hexum944 Сарын өмнө
The affordable Jim Gaffigan.
Musical Help
Musical Help Сарын өмнө
When they say 'dry bar,' man, do they mean 'dry.' Do you guys have 'any' funny comedians?
Michelle M
Michelle M Сарын өмнө
Seriously LOL!! 🤣🤣
MeowsTheTime
MeowsTheTime Сарын өмнө
So glad I found this channel...
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