Why Is There So Much Spousal Murder on “Dateline”? - Jim Gaffigan: Quality Time

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4 сарын өмнө

Jim Gaffigan shares the two times he believes it’s socially acceptable to lie and details a murder plot he saw on an episode of “Dateline.”
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Jonathon Brown
Jonathon Brown 15 цагийн өмнө
Jim is a true master of his craft and a privilege to watch and listen to.
i'm good i'm done
i'm good i'm done 16 цагийн өмнө
Sad I know the exact episode he’s talking about 😪
Jack Cherbourg
Jack Cherbourg 6 өдрийн өмнө
If you know me, I would do anyþing for my wife--like 25 to life.
Cam Coulter
Cam Coulter 9 өдрийн өмнө
Love your wry sense of humor. Always enjoy your comedy.
Ithaca Comments
Ithaca Comments 13 өдрийн өмнө
Billy Graham's wife was once asked if she ever considered divorcing Pastor Graham. "Divorce", no, murder, yes!"
Trisha Foster
Trisha Foster 16 өдрийн өмнө
"Taking notes". Im dying!
Christian Motley
Christian Motley 16 өдрийн өмнө
You should have kept your politics to yourself bro
Laura Bragg
Laura Bragg 17 өдрийн өмнө
I saw that episode of Dateline
Scalie Kisses
Scalie Kisses 18 өдрийн өмнө
how is this not a Danganronpa sprite video yet
peace and love
peace and love 21 өдрийн өмнө
great work
buggiebuild1
buggiebuild1 23 өдрийн өмнө
Only certain comedians can pull this off, and per usual, Jim Gaffigan does it once again, he’s just so sweet, as well as his wife and children😇✌🏻
Cindy Petri
Cindy Petri 24 өдрийн өмнө
So sad no life here, I saw that dateline show. Lol
Harangue Meringue
Harangue Meringue Сарын өмнө
“Dateline went all in on murder.” 😂 So true
Wanda and Zelda Witchhazel
Wanda and Zelda Witchhazel Сарын өмнө
You are the funniest person I’ve ever seen 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
Deborah Wane
Deborah Wane Сарын өмнө
The advent of Life insurance has really increased the incidents of spousal murder...sad but money makes people do crazy crap!
Cara
Cara Сарын өмнө
🤣🤣🤣
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
😊❤️
Alaysha
Alaysha Сарын өмнө
ThAt sounds like a Colombo episode. Lo!
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
❤️❤️
Nancy Brown
Nancy Brown Сарын өмнө
I always think they couldn't be that perfect cuz one's dead and the other one's guilty. LOL
Clayton Allen
Clayton Allen Сарын өмнө
I appreciate your style of comedy.
Jimmy Bob
Jimmy Bob Сарын өмнө
Jim Gaffigan decided to play hollywood politics in 2020, and rant and preach with Kathy Griffin and Jim Carry. I used to love Gaff 'cause, I thought he was different. He's not. He can go fk himself.
CedricsMom
CedricsMom Сарын өмнө
IDK why there's so much spousal murder on Dateline, but I'm glad I'm single and I plan on staying that way! I never miss an episode :-D
PHiLOSO POCASM
PHiLOSO POCASM Сарын өмнө
IT ALWAYS STARTED WITH.."THEY WERE A PERFECT COUPLE"..THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW SOMEONE WILL GET KILLED!..LOL
PHiLOSO POCASM
PHiLOSO POCASM Сарын өмнө
@CedricsMom true!..It was always the pattern!lol..
CedricsMom
CedricsMom Сарын өмнө
Right. But by the second commercial break, they were both having affairs, there was at least 1 life insurance policy, and perhaps even a split personality type.
Robyn Russell
Robyn Russell Сарын өмнө
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Steph DeFerie
Steph DeFerie Сарын өмнө
i love his little "audience comments" in that funny voice!
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for your love ❤️
Vegan Fitness Goddess TV
Vegan Fitness Goddess TV Сарын өмнө
Haha....you know SOMEONE'S getting killed! 😂
Rach
Rach Сарын өмнө
I think he’s funny but the laugh track plays way too often/too quickly. It’s all I can pay attention to. It’s not just my crazy brain either. According to Reddit there are others who feel this way. It’s so distracting 😖
audrey821
audrey821 Сарын өмнө
I don't think it's a laugh track... It's a live performance
Erin Thesystem
Erin Thesystem Сарын өмнө
LOVED the brief impression of Keith Morrison's unmistakable (bizarre) cadence. Morrison has this way of somehow managing to place emphasis on every syllable of every word, creating a maximum level of intrigue. He does this by varying something- is it pitch or tone or both?- to a greater degree than most people do, which does cause a person to automatically have to pay more attention to his words. (These will be invariably HILARIOUS.)
Michael Rosenfeldt
Michael Rosenfeldt Сарын өмнө
"that's part of my alibi..." Snuck in that genius yet again, sir 😎
Daniel Hamilton
Daniel Hamilton Сарын өмнө
He's very quirky in a funny way. I enjoy Jim talking about his family. And the way he talks about life in general.
Patrick Dolan
Patrick Dolan Сарын өмнө
Jim repurposes Norm's "hypocrisy" joke here into something pretty similar about lying. Not long after that, he does his impression of pretty much a direct snippet from the Bill Hader/Keith Morrison gag. Mencia anyone?
Common Sense
Common Sense Сарын өмнө
What do 5000 women with black eyes have in common? They just wouldn't listen!
CVN
CVN Сарын өмнө
I so miss PSH. Everything he had done. His movies we can watch again & again. No one could have played Truman Capote. God Bless You Seymour Capote.▶↔🛐🕊
Jon Banning
Jon Banning Сарын өмнө
Love the 3:53 shot
Daniel John Williams
Daniel John Williams Сарын өмнө
So good!
Andrea Kaniecki
Andrea Kaniecki Сарын өмнө
Are you serious a Jim Gaffigan channel?! this day can't get any better. 😂
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
😁😁❤️
Davesnothere Man
Davesnothere Man Сарын өмнө
Simple. They won't leave when you ask them to.
Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez Сарын өмнө
Feminist agenda
Anna Matthews
Anna Matthews Сарын өмнө
lol
Jack Smith
Jack Smith Сарын өмнө
That woman's noise at 1:19 made me look to see if the cat was trapped in the dryer again before I realized it was in the audio
Carl Johanson
Carl Johanson Сарын өмнө
informative murder porn like southern fried homicide
Fuzzy Flick
Fuzzy Flick Сарын өмнө
Soundtrack is A JOKE 🐕🐾🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️
Zorba Press
Zorba Press Сарын өмнө
Grimly amusing. ... Thanks, Jim.
Rob Simpson
Rob Simpson Сарын өмнө
Real episode. I saw that one. Don’t know if it was acid tho.
Amanda Tan
Amanda Tan Сарын өмнө
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Susie Arviso
Susie Arviso Сарын өмнө
The erosion of morality plays a large part .
Myke Billig
Myke Billig Сарын өмнө
Let me ask you: "How much constitutes too much?" 😁
Clint Barg
Clint Barg Сарын өмнө
I used to LOVE Jim until he got political. Now, I'd rather drink gasoline and piss on a brush fire than watch him.
John
John Сарын өмнө
I see a lot of Louie Anderson in his act.
Dilemma95006
Dilemma95006 Сарын өмнө
"Speaking of lying murderers:" Governor Cuomo came straight to mind! And to support Gaffigan's initial point: people are more upset about his lies (and also the multiple sexual harassment claims) than the 15,000 elderly people he exposed to the Coronavirus!
E Derrell
E Derrell Сарын өмнө
I saw that episode 🤣
redpill hope
redpill hope Сарын өмнө
I used to like Gaffigan until he proved himself a useful idiot with his rant about how awful Trump was and how there is no “Hollywood”
Christian Meglio
Christian Meglio Сарын өмнө
Years ago, when few knew about this guy and he started to play the theaters, I was able to get front row tickets for 30 bucks a ticket. He signed my hot pockets box.
pepperco100
pepperco100 Сарын өмнө
No doubt the unfair decisions by divorce court judges is a big factor. Nowadays, a woman has no incentive to work out a problem in a marriage. She can simply divorce her husband, and live like she was on salary. Meanwhile, the ex-husband is forced into a thousand financial hardships.
choperchic24
choperchic24 Сарын өмнө
I’d love to hear Jim and Bill Hader discuss dateline 🤣🤣
Tim Craft
Tim Craft Сарын өмнө
THAT would be hilarious!
Cymbolic Human
Cymbolic Human Сарын өмнө
I have six cast iron skillets....The small egg sized pan is just in case he annoys me. The largest 14" matches the size of the steering wheel. So it will look like an accident.
ZENO S.
ZENO S. Сарын өмнө
I believe that somebody is trying to tell us all something .
Rachelle Sher
Rachelle Sher Сарын өмнө
Haha I remember that episode!
Rachelle Sher
Rachelle Sher Сарын өмнө
It’s always the husband! - get a dog -
TheTerminator1919
TheTerminator1919 Сарын өмнө
ALWAYS...is what you wear during your.......
CedricsMom
CedricsMom Сарын өмнө
or the boyfriend
Jayson Graft
Jayson Graft Сарын өмнө
👍😎
Steve Yochim
Steve Yochim Сарын өмнө
DATELINE is not like 60 Minutes..... 60M looks at real news stories, NOT tabloid stories dressed up as news. 🙄
L L
L L Сарын өмнө
From 2016 and the next 4 years I was gravely disappointed in Jim’s political hammering of people of a different opinion. We didn’t as a nation with a pandemic, need his constant whining about the President. There was no humor and no Grace in his juvenile rants. I’ll never watch him again.
Ca Cu
Ca Cu Сарын өмнө
We will somehow try to go on without you..🙄
Jay Cuzman
Jay Cuzman Сарын өмнө
This is a great stand up...to laugh at the issue of murder is something I thought would be impossible. Dateline used to do great stories but now it is about killings
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you so much lovely fans of mine ❤️❤️
Amy Otten
Amy Otten 2 өдрийн өмнө
hi jim
Stephanie Rice
Stephanie Rice 26 өдрийн өмнө
You are amazing!
Wanda and Zelda Witchhazel
Wanda and Zelda Witchhazel Сарын өмнө
Your welcome.
jimgaffigan
jimgaffigan Сарын өмнө
@Dees_good_vibes you must be a very great fan of mine ❤️
Dees_good_vibes
Dees_good_vibes Сарын өмнө
@jimgaffigan Hey, it's really you! Thanks for the laughs! I really needed that, much appreciated!
Anna G
Anna G Сарын өмнө
I am reading a public comments and none makes sense Jim is funny but he is right
Candy Schattmann
Candy Schattmann Сарын өмнө
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Truth of 73
Truth of 73 Сарын өмнө
I was wondering when Dateline went to all murder too.
Changing Flower
Changing Flower 24 өдрийн өмнө
@100samanthamarie murder is like sex.
100samanthamarie
100samanthamarie Сарын өмнө
My criminal justice teacher said that murder sells
daniel stewart
daniel stewart Сарын өмнө
I was just bitchin about that myself. Every damn episode.
theresa rathell
theresa rathell Сарын өмнө
Did you see Jim's picture for this episode,he looks like he's murdered quite a few,lol
100samanthamarie
100samanthamarie Сарын өмнө
It’s not an episode:)
Stephen Mataganog
Stephen Mataganog Сарын өмнө
When my daughter was around 10 she went through a lying phase. I talked to her like an adult about what lying does to your ability to be trusted. I talked about the reasons people lie. I finished off our talk by making a deal with her. If you never lie to me, I will never lie to you. If there is something you can't or don't want to talk about just say that. We can discuss why we can't talk about it, but must respect that the other can not talk about it. She turns 22 this year. I have NEVER lied to her about anything. She is my best friend. We talk about everything together. ❤
Kristine Bailey
Kristine Bailey Сарын өмнө
Sorry Jim, can't see you as funny anymore since you ran your mouth about politics. Bye bye
bob green
bob green Сарын өмнө
Murder porn.....it's all fun and games until that dude with the white hair shows up....
Ms Sunshine
Ms Sunshine Сарын өмнө
That’s why I’m single. I love my life.
David Bakke
David Bakke 2 сарын өмнө
this reminds me of the time i woke up one morning to find my sheets with blood on them. i thought someone had failed to stab me in my sleep, but then i realized i had a bloody nose.
En Why
En Why 2 сарын өмнө
Because sensationalism. Most of those episodes are fraudulent anyway.
Todd Seals
Todd Seals 2 сарын өмнө
Gaffigan? I NOT A GOOD SPELLER, ME NOT LIKE TO READ ETHIER. THANK GOD OR SOMETHING 😀
Sonya Blade
Sonya Blade 2 сарын өмнө
Jim, you’re the best!!!!
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
I appreciate the love and support
Redpoison410701
Redpoison410701 2 сарын өмнө
That self insult at the end was Hilarious
Somee Dude
Somee Dude 2 сарын өмнө
Man, this pretty dark for Jim. I prefer it when talks about bacon and hot pockets.
linshanhsiang
linshanhsiang 2 сарын өмнө
Hey Mr. Gavaghan I know your secret! You're a mick! And they're famous for having the gift of the gab....and kissing the Blarney Stone which you have to kiss upside down and over a deep shaft so...strictly for crazy. You're getting handsomer all the time too, so there's that.
Divine* Feminine
Divine* Feminine 3 сарын өмнө
I love Jim! He's so freakin funny :)
Mara Hanson
Mara Hanson 3 сарын өмнө
The Keith Morrison impression!!!😂😂😂😂
Tom
Tom 3 сарын өмнө
Jim starts talking about Dateline...I start picturing Bill Hader doing his Keith Morrison imitation.
Tom
Tom Сарын өмнө
@773SleepyHollow So Keith is married to Morgan Fairchild😛, nice.
773SleepyHollow
773SleepyHollow Сарын өмнө
Keith Morrison is Matthew Perry's stepfather. Remember this fact, remember it always.
fowlkeskm
fowlkeskm Сарын өмнө
Lol
Phoebe Euphoric
Phoebe Euphoric 3 сарын өмнө
Every second of this is pure gold ahahaha
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan Сарын өмнө
Thank you for the support and love
Melissa Smith
Melissa Smith 3 сарын өмнө
😂😂🤣🤣They should sell that as a shirt!! 😂😂 Most marriages end in murder #Dateline
core XP
core XP 3 сарын өмнө
Apple 😋
James Norquist
James Norquist 3 сарын өмнө
I think single women watch Dateline on Friday night. They think, "there for the grace of God, am I".
E K Daufin
E K Daufin 3 сарын өмнө
Some other winners out there! 🤣
Andrew Everstine
Andrew Everstine 3 сарын өмнө
Unfortunately that is what gets the highest ratings.
Scott Baxendale
Scott Baxendale 3 сарын өмнө
He got the premise for this bit from Norm. I do respect that he just repurposed the premise without stealing the joke.
linshanhsiang
linshanhsiang 2 сарын өмнө
Bullshit. Just because Norm joked about spousal murder doesn't mean nobody else ever gets to.
Michael Lochlann
Michael Lochlann 3 сарын өмнө
3 months after he kills his wife he gets engaged again, and I can't even get laid!
John Lawson
John Lawson 3 сарын өмнө
The term "news-magazine show" is an insult to news magazines.
bob494949
bob494949 3 сарын өмнө
Have you seen Newsweek or Time lately? They insult themselves.
Brian Joyce
Brian Joyce 3 сарын өмнө
Funny fella Jim. Thx for the laughs
S HH
S HH 3 сарын өмнө
Used to like him until he got involved with politics a few months, so I'm choosing to be part of the new cancel culture and won't watch him anymore.
linshanhsiang
linshanhsiang 2 сарын өмнө
Your loss.
Irene Ryke
Irene Ryke 3 сарын өмнө
I don’t think he wanted to be political. I think he thought the current President a very great danger to humanity and felt compelled to speak. Hope you might be able to see the truth in that one day.
TruthSeeker
TruthSeeker 3 сарын өмнө
And yet...you’re here...so...there’s that
Skor
Skor 3 сарын өмнө
Too funny
Brian Ellinger
Brian Ellinger 3 сарын өмнө
I would imagine it has a lot to do with the rich people and pedigree
Robert Bowles
Robert Bowles 3 сарын өмнө
I don't get it, I've never even cracked a smile at his so called comedy. He's not funny, and yes I like comedy.
Padraig Tomas
Padraig Tomas 3 сарын өмнө
When you care enough to lie ...
VEGAS 702
VEGAS 702 3 сарын өмнө
Cause Us bitches are outta control, backed by the law! All thats left is murder!
Mike Young
Mike Young 3 сарын өмнө
thanks. I needed a laugh.
Matthew Byrd
Matthew Byrd 3 сарын өмнө
Damn! HE’S FUNNY!!!
Billybob Vonjerksenschmit
Billybob Vonjerksenschmit 3 сарын өмнө
You say you never think about killing your wife, I wonder what's on her mind?! Has she been practicing crying lately?? I'd watch that episode!
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