Your Girl Will Never Cancel Her Plans for Your D**k - Malik S.

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Malik S. explains why women have the power in relationships and shares his theory that women enjoy sex more than men.
Original airdate: August 17, 2018
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Nikola Sexla
Nikola Sexla 6 цагийн өмнө
Lmao "I need my foot"
ImPeRFecT_KHP 12 цагийн өмнө
That’s was a good set ,great joke blocks 👍🏾
JerkStoreAssistManag 17 цагийн өмнө
I completely misinterpreted the title.
Alpha Boutique Hannah Flew
Alpha Boutique Hannah Flew 3 өдрийн өмнө
Yes to all night long!
Alexandra Tejeda
Alexandra Tejeda 3 өдрийн өмнө
Meadow Rae
Meadow Rae 3 өдрийн өмнө
Insufficient funds. LMAO
Adam Dennis
Adam Dennis 7 өдрийн өмнө
His jokes are brilliant. Dave Chapelle-level, the top. His delivery, though?
Omar Rochet
Omar Rochet 7 өдрийн өмнө
Not many stand ups can make you laugh like this homie. 😆
TwinTurboDiezel 8 өдрийн өмнө
Great set. I will be looking forward to more
The CheesyMango
The CheesyMango 8 өдрийн өмнө
That pull out joke is similar to Jo Koy's "Honda... Sports Car!" But this guy has great momentum
Melissa M -
Melissa M - 8 өдрийн өмнө
mcronn 100
mcronn 100 9 өдрийн өмнө
My wife does this to me. He is right. Do the laundry and i will give you some. I be complaining .the whole time while i am loading the machine.!!
Mel S.
Mel S. 9 өдрийн өмнө
“I love my kids but if I ain’t have em I ain’t gone be mad” 😂😂😂💀💀
gabrielle ahsue
gabrielle ahsue 10 өдрийн өмнө
you could open a lot of doors 🤷🏽‍♀️ you got all the keys 🤣🤣🤣
Hunnid Proof
Hunnid Proof 10 өдрийн өмнө
That's why side hoes are appreciated 🙏🏾🙏🏾
Raptor Fox
Raptor Fox 10 өдрийн өмнө
Lol, i feel sorry for the women in his life, sounds like they aren't very satisfied 😂
Claire Haire
Claire Haire 10 өдрийн өмнө
If the d*** game on point girls will cancel plans, friends and entire family for some. I've seen it done before.
ART BY TALL 11 өдрийн өмнө
Blood rushes to a Vag when a woman is turned on too, as well as the breasts. This man knows nothing about female anatomy.
Wade 11 өдрийн өмнө
Malik might be on to sum
navypapercut 12 өдрийн өмнө
This man is a genius 🤣
Russell Marsh
Russell Marsh 12 өдрийн өмнө
Women can fake orgasms, guys can fake love.
Jaiden Arias
Jaiden Arias 12 өдрийн өмнө
Ephesians 4:29
Jaiden Arias
Jaiden Arias 12 өдрийн өмнө
Follow the Ten Commandments
c D
c D 12 өдрийн өмнө
That was good my brother
BeeBee Tee
BeeBee Tee 12 өдрийн өмнө
"You could open up a lot of doors, you got all the keys." 😂😂😂
BeeBee Tee
BeeBee Tee 12 өдрийн өмнө
This is so true Malik!!!! 😂😂😂
Porpik Nala
Porpik Nala 12 өдрийн өмнө
This is way too funny
Stone 13 өдрийн өмнө
Saying ‘no’ to that scenario at first gives power
unenglishable 13 өдрийн өмнө
the jacket tho
Courtnae Smith
Courtnae Smith 13 өдрийн өмнө
Yeah, I like his style! 😂😂😂😂
Jason-doc- Holiday
Jason-doc- Holiday 14 өдрийн өмнө
He said they got a hole u can make a deposit all damn day 🤣😂🙂🤣
Juan Gutierrez
Juan Gutierrez 15 өдрийн өмнө
The creativity is Magnificent! These jokes don’t seem stolen!
Sugar Plum
Sugar Plum 15 өдрийн өмнө
Insufficient funds analogy actually made a lot of sense.
Sanjay Panu
Sanjay Panu 15 өдрийн өмнө
I m offended for being a 27 years old virgin and i have lots of expecton.
Livn4msc 15 өдрийн өмнө
Was trying to go back to sleep but this ful woke my ass up 🤣🤣🤣
Salsa Atrocities B
Salsa Atrocities B 16 өдрийн өмнө
austin biggs
austin biggs 16 өдрийн өмнө
Bs on the title lmfao.
Noodle 16 өдрийн өмнө
Why does it look like hes not actually on a stage, his shoes dont match with the floor he just kind of looks like hes floating
Adam Maximus
Adam Maximus 16 өдрийн өмнө
Its our brains that lose the blood for an erection
BB Fierce
BB Fierce 16 өдрийн өмнө
Did he say a Doritos bag 😂 bruh crazy
Stephen Davidson
Stephen Davidson 16 өдрийн өмнө
New HIT..just last night -
BrooklynGurl 17 өдрийн өмнө
He look like a younger big red ( the five heartbeats)
HiddenGem #27
HiddenGem #27 17 өдрийн өмнө
He is not funny to me. Actually this performance is straight up beta behavior! Yuck! This is not normal behavior. Comedian agent in disguise. As I have commonly heard. I rate this act and comedian 0/10 I watched it all. Nope! Word will spread by others. Comedian in the mode of darkness.
Beat Geek Muzic
Beat Geek Muzic 18 өдрийн өмнө
You better hurry up my foot going numb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LoserJ7 18 өдрийн өмнө
I’m laughing and crying at the same time. I’m laughing cause this is straight up hilarious but crying cause it’s so true. Single dad mentality. So glad and thankful I finished college though.
danielson cruz
danielson cruz 19 өдрийн өмнө
Dude been doin this for 20 years now 😂😂😂 he always been funny just havent been to lucky
Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez 19 өдрийн өмнө
Tyler Uzi
Tyler Uzi 19 өдрийн өмнө
Lmao this was really good - thanks YT for this random recommendation some of the stand ups I’ve seen weren’t great but this was!
redpepperdave 19 өдрийн өмнө
Who in the hell cancel plans for puntang, weak ass dude that's who lol
Marcus X
Marcus X 21 өдрийн өмнө
Speak for yourself bro thats ima say because idk who gon see this comment 😂😂
Nicolas H.
Nicolas H. 21 өдрийн өмнө
Lmao he was too funny !
Ty Monique
Ty Monique 22 өдрийн өмнө
I NEEDED this‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Simba Miliki
Simba Miliki 22 өдрийн өмнө
This guy is funny man
Russell Taylor Johnson
Russell Taylor Johnson 23 өдрийн өмнө
Clearly, he is a straight man. A very handsome straight man who doesn't understand the power a dick has over gay men.
Christopher Amador
Christopher Amador 24 өдрийн өмнө
12 hours, try and match me
Doreen Mwiti
Doreen Mwiti 24 өдрийн өмнө
Aubrey Loving
Aubrey Loving 25 өдрийн өмнө
I appreciate your comedy... it entertained me! Thank you
aklockmannable 26 өдрийн өмнө
He's alright s very long road ahead because it's sorta funny not all the way funny
Puia Sailo
Puia Sailo 27 өдрийн өмнө
Should've watched this video 1 year and 5 months earlier... Damn!
Cycle And Eat
Cycle And Eat 27 өдрийн өмнө
This guy was on point hahaha
cherokeewhitemilner 28 өдрийн өмнө
This is why women should have 2 husbands 😛🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️
Sticky 20 өдрийн өмнө
Marina Karamoy
Marina Karamoy 28 өдрийн өмнө ⚡❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Leurs états de santé respectifs les empechent de s'approcher trop pres l'un de l'autre.?? みゃあこさん!ฅ( ̳• ·̫ • ̳ฅ)ニャン ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね!1万人を超える人が見ていたもんね(笑)やっぱり人参最高!まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやらかしたのもドキドキでした!今後は気を付けないとね💕💞💞😊😊💕😻😻💕😊😊😊🙂 ug
ewald human
ewald human 29 өдрийн өмнө
Damnit I thought this was Keegan-Michael Key
Brooke McGehee
Brooke McGehee 27 өдрийн өмнө
I thought it was Chris Redd
Brandon Cline
Brandon Cline 29 өдрийн өмнө
Fogweet S.A
Fogweet S.A 29 өдрийн өмнө
Great content
Boe, Thomaszz Bill
Boe, Thomaszz Bill Сарын өмнө
Speak for yourself brotha
cheeseonyomama Сарын өмнө
This was absolutely hilarious! 😂
kiran niks
kiran niks Сарын өмнө
Man 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sirdaddy Сарын өмнө
Glazed & Smoked Foods
Glazed & Smoked Foods Сарын өмнө
Who else is here after seeing Malik on Zooming with the Homies
Enasa Jackson
Enasa Jackson Сарын өмнө
GREAT comical Analogies...and FACTS appreciate IT💯😏
kk s
kk s Сарын өмнө
TY Peace
TY Peace Сарын өмнө
I watch a lot of comedian clips and there are WAY to many people trying to take the time to dissect what a comedian says and turn it into something it’s not. I could see doing that for talk shows when the hosts blurt out something that just isn’t true, but for comedians? C’mon y’all Side Note: one of the antonyms for joke is “serious”, so if you are taking a comedians jokes seriously.......... 😪
Romeo Footlong
Romeo Footlong Сарын өмнө
Blu Сарын өмнө
This dude was fantastic ! I want to see way more (': !!
Galavant Gambit Gaming
Galavant Gambit Gaming Сарын өмнө
dude spit mad facts lmfaoo we out here putting life on hold so females can bust a few off n still get no thank you lmfaooo
Mrs Big Mama Yas
Mrs Big Mama Yas Сарын өмнө
"Whoever had dick dropped the "ball"." I see what you did there!!😆😆😆😆😆
Tom Archibald
Tom Archibald Сарын өмнө
Yautja Prime
Yautja Prime Сарын өмнө
You must suck in bed then lol
Lucky starr
Lucky starr Сарын өмнө
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i sure need my foot.
lei ka
lei ka Сарын өмнө
If you relate to this on your game lol. Either make your D game better or find some better D. 😂
Chris Jackson
Chris Jackson Сарын өмнө
He set that child support joke up perfectly I didn't see it coming
Buckshot Loverboy-Blue
Buckshot Loverboy-Blue Сарын өмнө
I dig the denim jacket.
Rudolph Goliath
Rudolph Goliath Сарын өмнө
It's comedy. It's comedy!
Joshua Attah
Joshua Attah Сарын өмнө
@nenyeattah 😂
Daniel Bunge
Daniel Bunge Сарын өмнө
True stories!
Jestyon Fitzpatrick
Jestyon Fitzpatrick Сарын өмнө
I'm going to tell her HOLD THAT POSE. I'LL BE BACK AROUND... LATER.
Cynthia Thomas
Cynthia Thomas Сарын өмнө
You take one I'll take one🤣
AdalynLeigh Сарын өмнө
I laughed so hard at the bank analogy.
Derrick Lopez
Derrick Lopez Сарын өмнө
I was the PRINCE by both parents
Lando Beats
Lando Beats Сарын өмнө
Her: “You don’t need no condom I’m on the pill.” Him: “Well give me one too, I don’t know how long i’s gonna take for your’s to dissolve!” 😳🤭🤣😂😭
Shamara Hoard
Shamara Hoard Сарын өмнө
Slique Vic
Slique Vic Сарын өмнө
This dude is hilarious!!!!
Galaxy Lucia
Galaxy Lucia Сарын өмнө
He is so funny! I was legit sad when it was over! I want to see his full special now. 😂😂😂
Paranormal Activity and Mysterious Stories
Paranormal Activity and Mysterious Stories Сарын өмнө
take a break from comedy. check me out. i have a channel about ufos and other conspiracies the government tries to hide.
SOTL MUSIC Сарын өмнө social media song..
D Trayer Jr.
D Trayer Jr. Сарын өмнө
You know how many minutes are in all night?! 😆
blinddatereject Сарын өмнө
damn. dudes riskin they lives to make us feel good? 95% of the time they fail smh
Sagittarius LovesToTravel
Sagittarius LovesToTravel Сарын өмнө
Oh gawwwd! 💀😭😂😂💀
blackdaylight Сарын өмнө
Reading the title all I could think of is saying "well, your girl is always cancelling her plans for my mine"
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